There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Reader Candice's experience waiting on Ethan Hawke.

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• Sorry, ladies: Pat O'Brien is getting married. Let's take a moment to honor one of the last good men with an encore presentation of his infamous voicemails. (YouTube audio NSFW) [DListed]

• Get this: Uma Thurman might be pregnant at the same time her ex-husband, Ethan Hawke, is preparing to marry a former nanny that she hired. The circle of life, Hollywood style! [Yeeeah]

• Barack Obama must be doing something right: His daughter isn't hanging out with Heidi Montag. [HT]

• Maggie Gyllenhaal threatens to leave New York City. To be honest, we didn't even know she lived here in the first place. [ICYDK]

• Alert the presses: Lindsay Lohan almost kisses Samantha Ronson. [PS]

• Eva Longoria got "ugly" for her role on Desperate Housewives. Except … she still looks pretty. [INO]

NANNY-CUM-MOMMY "Ethan Hawke and his fiancée, Ryan Shawhughes, are getting ready to walk down the aisle. The star and the 'very pregnant' former nanny of his children with Uma Thurman are expecting their first bundle together, and spies at the Municipal Building on Centre Street yesterday morning saw the couple applying for their marriage license."

File this under: Not believable in the least. The National Enquirer is reporting that Ryan Reynolds has jealous tendencies and may be ruining his relationship with fiance Scarlett Johansson in the process.

He almost drove Scarlett away. Now that she is marrying him, she told him in no uncertain terms to quit being jealous — after all, he’s the one who is shattering many men’s dreams of getting sexy Scarlett down the aisle. But it drives him crazy when other guys flirt with her.

The 23-year-old Lost in Translation actress just finished working on a movie with hot actors Orlando Bloom and Ethan Hawke in New York City — and sources say Ryan, 31, was terrified she was going to fall for one of the hunks.

Normally we would excuse a man for being jealous of the likes of Orlando and Ethan, but Ryan Reynolds? Not acceptable. But let's look at the silver lining, shall we? Reynolds may soon be back on the market.

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Presumably trying to top their creepy Hayden Panettiere comment from earlier this week, Splash News thought it would be a good idea to post some pictures of Ethan Hawke and dog poop. And they made sure to put their logo on the photos, in case someone tries to steal them. You know, because everyone loves a good feces pic every now and then. The caption reads, "EXCLUSIVE: Ethan Hawke blocks his face with dog poop bag."

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HAWKE SPREADS HIS SEED "Ethan Hawke is about to become a father for the third time, the actor’s rep Mara Buxbaum reported. Hawke is dad to two children with ex-wife 'Kill Bill' star Uma Thurman - daughter Maya, 9, and son Levon, 5. His third child is by his now-girlfriend and his kids’ former nanny, Ryan Shawhughes. 'I can confirm and they are thrilled,' Buxbaum said. 'No further details will be made available.'"

Last night marked the 61st Annual Tony Awards, the smartest but poorest award show sister. Were the Tonys invited to Thanksgiving, they would have the best stories, but they'd also take home so many leftovers it would be sad. Along with a lot of begging for everyone to stop saying American theater is dead, the presentation offered dazzling musical numbers, fantastic dance pieces and a meeting of Phylicia Rashad and Angela Lansbury that immediately made the whole word 62 percent more classy and gave an angel its dignity. Other guests included Vanessa Williams, a very pregnant Naomi Watts, newly outed gay men, gay men outed years ago and gay men yet to be outed. In the off chance that you didn't know, the Tonys are also the award show sister who has more fun with her gay friends on a Tuesday than you ever do on a Saturday.

PS Taye Diggs' wife, Idina Menzel, looks exactly like Angelina Jolie minus dozens of tattoos and children.

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Holy shit! It looks like Ethan Hawke is so aware that nobody likes him now that he's cheated on Uma, he's decided to completely revert to the Reality Bites era when he couch surfed his way into America's heart as Troy the talented slacker—complete with shoulder-length shag and vintage duds.

This is like when you're in the doghouse and you bring up an old inside joke so cute and funny that your girlfriend has to smile and start talking to you again.

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