• Sometime's he's wrong, but this time he's right. [Queerty]

• Calum Best screwing and then telling some dude named "The Screw" about the screwing. It's all screwy. [DListed]

• Carlton still cute-ing his way into hearts. [BWE]

• Sorry, Avril, people have to take you seriously as a human being before they'll take you seriously as an actress. [Glitterati]

• Still with the bikini photo shoots of Pamela Anderson? Isn't it overkill at this point? [HT]

• Looks like Mrs. Cavalli is having trouble walking, also. [ICYDK]

• We're trying to understand, Cameron, but seriously: What's up with the magic man? [Yeeeah]

• Where's baldo? [CityRag]

• Jossip just got a lot less pink, and Tom Ford just got a lot more stupid. [Jossip]