• On the Road has turned 50! Apparently that's enough time for all the hipsters to forget that Kerouac was a self-loathing, homophobic racist. [NYT]
• I can believe it. And 63 bill is a fair amount. [DListed]
• McPhee is fake pregnant and scaring her boyfriend. [HT]
• Wanna stink of unyielding effort? [ICYDK]
• Did this guy actually siphon funds from charity? Jesus. The Devil wears whatever he's got on. [DS]
• Evan Rachel Wood still being cutely "shocking." [Yeeeah]
• Now that he's been outed as a botox-drenched faker, can we put an end on all the unfunny "Chuck Norris is so strong…" lists? [CityRag]
The UK edition of Elle looks to have wasted four perfectly good pages in their magazine to talk brooding with Evan Rachel Wood, who has become noticeably Dita-ish after coupling up with "Manson." Quick nugget of truth: People who are constantly telling the press how deeply in love they are aren't deeply in love, even if that love is blessed by Satan.
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According to Evan Rachel Wood in a recent interview with People, Marilyn Manson's barely legal, teen girlfriend, her human B-movie of a beau can be described using just one word: "Eyeliner." Perhaps sensing that to many her answer would be puzzling, Wood then attempted to explain her boyfriend in fewer cosmetic-related terms.
“He’s crazy!” she says, laughing. “And crazy, by the way, is the highest compliment I pay. Manson is definitely crazy. Hopefully I am, too.”
"…[He's] lovely, really human and just amazing. It may surprise you just how healthy and loving our relationship is."
That would surprise me.
Wood went on to say that Manson's persona could be summed up with the word "concealer."
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"What the fuck do you mean you forgot my medication at home?"
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Apparently unsatisfied with the whole world thinking him just a doll's hair shy of being a pedophile, in the video above, Marilyn Manson delves graphically into the time he saw Lindsay Lohan naked and what her vagina looked like. He also claims she threw herself at him and he declined, which takes things to a higher rung on the scumbag ladder—this is a leer and tell, not a kiss and tell.
Will someone please hammer the lid down on the coffin the next time this ass goes to sleep?
Dear Marilyn,
Now that people younger than you are getting killed in a brutal war with no end in sight and terrorists within our borders are concocting plans to murder us at our homes, you kissing a girl 20 years your junior while fake blood rains on your pale complexion seems a bit less frightening than it used to. And while I know it's hard to believe that in only 10 years the religious right—always your most obnoxious free advertising—got a lot smarter, it seems they've finally realized that there's more important things for them to focus on than a grup stuck in Halloween, like ruling America.
You've been "pissed" at the world for over a decade now and all you've managed to contribute to its betterment is some "ominous" lyrics and rubber costumes. I hope you get lost in that bloodbath.
Best,
Cord
Hi, Evan Rachel Wood, is this your eccentric grandma who was at Woodstock? It's amazingly kind of you to find the time show her around London, but aren't you becoming interested in boys? As young and beautiful as you are, you really should be out dating and going a bit wild. That's not to say you shouldn't be friendly to your elders, but there comes a time when you need to leave them to their pancake makeup and juice regimens and go dance harder than their knees will allow.
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The world's oldest baby, Marilyn Manson, recently gave a revealing interview in which he hails his new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, for understanding him so well. He then bemoans his ex, Dita Von Teese, and her stifling, audacious maturity.
Despite the almost 20-year age difference between the two, Manson tells France's Le Parisien newspaper he and his new love are like "twins".
He says, "I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood.
"She's 19 and certainly that's very young, but that's not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn."
The candid rock star tells the newspaper he and burlesque beauty Von Teese split last autumn (06), even though she didn't make her divorce plans known until Christmas (06).
He admits the marriage was doomed from the start: "I was married to someone who wanted me to change, become more adult, more responsible."
Do we have this right, Marilyn? You sleep all day, you say shit like "when night falls," you changed your name from Brian Warner to a silly title created by combining the names of a troubled movie star and an imprisoned lunatic, you're dating a baby half your age and you admit that you hate it when people ask your 38-year-old ass to be a responsible adult?
How the fuck did this guy survive the Michael Jackson witch hunts?
Spooky ghost Marilyn Manson, who is already haunting a new abode with Evan Rachel Wood (she was great in that movie frustrated moms tell you to see to "really understand where your sister's coming from"), is now trying to block spousal support from his ex-corpse bride, Dita Von Teese. Here's the dish from People:
Manson is trying to block any future claim from Von Teese of spousal support, although she currently has not asked for any. He also wants her to pay her own attorney fees, while she is seeking to have him pay for the divorce.
Sources close to the former couple tell PEOPLE that Manson's relationship with 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood was a factor in their split, along with his increased partying.
Now that he and his much-closer-in-age ex have the divorce ball rolling, I bet lots of people are gonna be weirded out by Marilyn and Evan's 18 year age difference. But I'm here to tell you not to worry, 'cause Marilyn Manson is still pretty much a child. Sure he looks grown up, but what adult do you know that's all about effing the world and effing religion and effing "what you think," but then spends 45 minutes painting blue lines on their eyes and going to parties? Spoiled kids do that shit. Outside, Marilyn's all patent leather and pancake make-up, but inside, he's a Barnard freshman crying and reading Sylvia Plath. In fact, when you think about it, Wood's kinda older. I say go for it you crazy kids!
Oh, PS, I'm pretty sure Marilyn's paintings (also in the photos) borrow heavily from this.
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Well I, for one, totally saw this couple coming. I mean, really guys, you're pretty blind if you didn't call this pairing from miles away. People reports what we all saw coming:
Rocker Marilyn Manson is romantically involved with 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood, sources close to the situation tell PEOPLE.
The sources say his relationship with the Thirteen actress was a factor in the Dec. 29 divorce filing by Dita Von Teese, 34, Manson's wife of one year.
"Dita is heartbroken, she didn't see this coming," says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model. "His partying contributed to the split as well."
Manson, 38, and Wood have been friends for some time. According to his official Web site, Manson first met Wood when he asked her to be in his upcoming horror film, Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll.
In addition, she posed for a watercolor that he painted, and attended the opening of his new Hollywood art gallery, the Celebritarian Corporation Gallery of Fine Art, last Halloween.
"It came as kind of a shock," Wood told Rolling Stone about being asked to pose. "I was beyond flattered."
Seriously though, other than the entire his cheating on his wife and maybe being a complete maniac thing, is it just me or does something about these two make sense? She's a little darker than most girls her age and he's well, not-so-cheery? No? Nothing? Okay.
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