It's not that it's not understandable to get a little testy when throngs of cameras are ubiquitous, and it's not that one need always exercise extreme patience and grace in the face of annoyance, but nothing short of physical assault is going to get the paparazzi to stop taking your picture. Thus, giving them the finger doesn't do anything except tell people who've never even heard of Lost that you'd like them to go fuck themselves. Nice, Miss Manners.

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• The new guy on The Bachelor is a military doctor. Thankfully, these days there's really not anything more important a MILITARY DOCTOR could be doing. [Glitterati]

• Evangeline Lilly is the sexiest woman on television? [ICYDK]

• Ashley Judd being helpful in India. [INO]

• Pamela gets vague about Tommy Lee. [Jossip]

• Brit's out of 'hab and still in a wig. [ASL]

• Scarlett making elegant evening wear look like Baby Phat. [Egotastic]

• Poor choice of words: Jenna "busted her ass" for her fame. [DListed]

• This American Life starts on TV tomorrow! Can you tape it for me? [NYT]

• Sorry for the suckass posting today, some site issues, traveling north, but everything is fixed now.

• Finally, the perfect role for Nicole Richie. [GotA]

• No one tells The Donald to "sit and spin." No one. [DListed]

• Uhhh, people, let alone celebrities, are still doing ecstasy? [CityRag]

• Never, ever let it be said that Katie Holmes sucks at shopping. [PopSugar]

• Well, if soccer doesn't work out, David Beckham can totally work at Abercrombie. [INO]

• Lost star loses home. [TMZ]

• Something tells me this Elisha Cuthbert is a little more like your real Girl Next Door. [Hollywood Tuna]

• Paris isn't afraid to ride the Vespa in the short skirt. [http://x17online.com/celebrities/que_bella.php]

• The Office gets its sexy on. [BWE]

• I try not to think about the Russell Simmons/Petra Nemcova rumors. They make my head hurt. [Egotastic]

• Wentworth Miller isn't afraid to google himself in public. Dirty, dirty boy. [DListed]

• Evangeline Lilly cleans up nice. [Yeeeah]

• Are the starlets starving themselves so we see them as cute? [CityRag]

• Well…they're both pretty leathery. [Gawker]

• Hey, when did Madonna get a new kid? [JustJared]

• Sarah Jessica Parker wants your loose change. [PopSugar]

• Elijah Wood: American Hero? [DListed]

• Don't have your sexy Halloween costume yet? Fear not. [BWE]

• Jessica Simpson is MySpace dating under a fake name. Go find her, it should be easy. [HollyScoop]

• After years of attempts, Mary Kate Olsen finally did it. [CityRag]

• Those Lost girls, so badass. [Egotastic]

• For a good time, listen to Tara Reid talk in graphic detail about her deformed nipples. [A Socialite's Life]

• How Not To Dress Up Your Best Assets, by Jennifer Love Hewitt. [Bastardly]

• Hef doesn't like to bump uglies (or shall we say olds) anymore. Ambitious blondes everywhere rejoice. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Janet Jackson was pissed that Paris co-opted her album release party. That's what you get for letting the Hilton siege into the club. [Rymes with Snitch]

• Gwyneth Paltrow eats like an idiot to lose baby weight. Apparently the Guiness diet wasn't working out. [Celebitchy]

• Sarah Michelle Gellar appreciates being able to make faces. What, it's not like that's an important part of her craft or anything. [PopSugar]

• Hey, you're not a lifeguard. [Egotastic]

• What's with the Brits and their autobiographies? [DListed]

• Help MetaDish end this Stephanie Adams mess once and for all. [MetaDish]