Because the Internet has rendered useless everything but vehicles, guns and dentists (and don't think somebody isn't working on those three right now), entertainment television show Extra has seen its ratings drop precipitously recently. Rather than take that as a sign they should pack it up and get the hell out of town the way we'd like them to, the show's producers are instead "shaking things up" by firing their current hosts, Mark McGrath and Dayna Devon, and hiring busty former actor Mario Lopez to replace them. Sugar Ray reunion show in 5, 4, 3…

In a bizarre new interview on Extra, Dina and Ali Lohan sit down to answer only a few approved questions, as evidenced by the ridiculous Lohan publicist who constantly shoots down the reporter's benign questions. Which might be understandable if this weren't the biggest famewhoring family in America. No question is too low for the Mother of the Year.

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MOVING ON UP "Playboy editor Hugh Hefner says Miley Cyrus will be 'welcomed in the magazine' when she's of legal age. Hefner told Extra that the 15-year-old Hannah Montana star is a 'very pretty lady.'"

While a fragile and timorous Owen Wilson continues to avoid media questions about his medical incident, Extra says they've confirmed that he did attempt suicide. Of course, they won't confirm exactly how they confirmed, so nothing's really firm and anything's possible.

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