Raven Symone, a Cosby Show alum and former Disney star (before Miley Cyrus came along), is evidently a paparazzi target. Why any publications would want to run pictures of Raven is beyond us — this girl typically keeps to herself and doesn't do anything scandalous or exciting. Until now.

See, Raven has some sort of issue with her eyebrows. They don't look like typical eyebrows, so she normally has to fill them in. One day she got lazy and didn't take the time to do that (understandable), and the paparazzi snapped away, which led to people making fun of her eyebrows and weight issues. Up until this point we're on Raven's side — but then she had to take to her MySpace, of all places, and give us a Kanye-esque caps lock tirade of epic proportions. There's lots of exclamation points and typos, just to keep it real.

We thought about breaking it up into multiple paragraphs for your reading pleasure, but this is the way Raven intended to write her rant, so we must respect her wishes. Good luck reading the block of anger (after the jump).

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According to ABC News, bushy eyebrows are back! Apparently Ashley Olsen's heavyish brows caused a "commotion" at this year's Costume Institute Gala, and that was that: trend.

Except! It seems to us that bushy eyebrows weren't really gone so much as they were choked out by society's absurd obsession with "cool" and fear of being different. Nice to see being slightly happy with how you were born and not fucking with your face so much is finally fashionable.

Moving on, getting older is still gross, right?