• Guy Ritchie is slowly going crazy. Marrying Madonna will do that to you. [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan has now set her sights on Chace Crawford. Wait, what happened to being a lesbian? [INO]
• A look at Hollywood's toothy kissers. [CityRag]
• Mary-Kate Olsen got in a minor fender bender. No tiny trolls were injured in the process. [PS]
• Tom Cruise has officially turned Katie Holmes into himself. [ICYDK]
• Faith Hill should never look this good in a bikini. [Yeeeah]
• Because Rihanna ruined it last night, here's "Jungle Love" without interruption.
• Miley Cyrus goes without a seatbelt in a scene in her new movie. For shame! [DListed]
• Gwyneth says she'll break the mold and adopt American. [PS]
• Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are still a-rootin' and a-tootin'. [INO]
• Sienna Miller finally got her license. Sorry, LA. [ICYDK]
• That stripper's doing more movie reviews. Enjoy, and don't listen to a goddamn thing she says. [HT]
• Those feet. [Yeeeah]
• "Army Buried Study Faulting Iraq Planning" [NYT]
• Sit in silence and let this picture speak its full thousand words to you. [ASL]
• Jimmy Fallon might replace Conan on my screen, but never in my heart, you bastards. [DListed]
• Single and ready to buy patio furniture. [ICYDK]
• Britney Spears pre-bald but still post-crazy. [HT]
• Faith Hill lets the country come out. [Yeeeah]
• Growing old sans just looks better. Fact. [CityRag]
• "…(He Prefers) Hate Him" [NYT]
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