We have some good news and bad news with regard to A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila. The good news is that in a SHOCKING!!!! season finale, The Chosen One, Kristy, rejected Tila's offer of a shot at "love." The acting was superb, and we expect an Emmy nomination in the very near future. "It's not just a plastic key," Kristy said. "It's the key to her heart." Wow. Heavy stuff right there.

So on to the bad news: That means there will definitely be A Shot at Love 3 with Tila Tequila. We really needn't say more.

Click through to watch the emotional (yet awesome) footage of Tila getting rejected, ending with her wondering, "What's wrong with me?" Do you really want us to answer that?

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What We Do Is Secret, a biopic about the now defunct LA punk band The Germs, will finally be released in August after an almost two-year delay. In anticipation of its opening, let us remind you that Secret was funded in part by Rhino Films, whose parent company is the Warner Music Group. This means that WWDIS isn't just not punk, it's the opposite of punk, despite what its advertising would like you to believe.

No, anything that is not "punk" isn't bad – and, indeed, lots of things that are "punk" aren't good (GG Allin, for instance) – but "punk movies" making millionaires even richer is awful. Punk's dead, and flicks like WWDIS are just dancing on its grave.

Click through for the movie trailer followed by some video footage of the real Germs, then try to guess which is which. Hint: The real one is the one in which the lead singer tells everyone in the crowd to hurt each other.

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