• Aubrey O'Day hates her reputation, so she says a lot of stuff about sex and poses provocatively to change her image. Good work. [Yeeeah]

• Katie Holmes makes her Broadway debut tonight, but, as usual, it's all about Tom Cruise. [PS]

• Tara Reid is perfectly sober. [INO]

• Madonna's husband thinks the best kind of sex only lasts four seconds. We're not surprised. [ICYDK]

• Speaking of Madge, here's a video of her falling during a concert. [DListed]

• Good, clean fun: Name the celebrity cameltoe. [CityRag]

Glad to see everyone's finally on the same page about how, rather than talk, Ashton Kutcher should just stand around and try to sell things.