It's imploding!
Because the modern conservative movement has devolved into nothing more than an absurd circus of terrified ninnies whining about what consenting adults do with their lives, intelligent Republican Christopher Buckley has ankled his position at the National Review, the magazine his father founded more than 50 years ago.
Buckley had been receiving boatloads of hate mail from idiot fascists since declaring last Friday that any Republican with half a brain couldn't rationally vote for the McCain-Palin ticket, and today he decided he'd had enough.
You didn't think Pete Doherty was the first rock star to toy with fascist imagery, did you?
Here's David Bowie pulling his famous Sieg Heil in 1976 at London's Victoria Station.
Ashlee Simpson needs either a new choreographer or a history teacher. Very possibly both.
Video — with lots of stiff right arm movements — after the jump.
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We hate sports, and we hate Nazis even more, so why a video focusing solely on those two things is hilarious to us we have no idea, but it is. Enjoy.
While it's probably impossible to settle on which nation's economic system bests the others, can we agree that Italy has a monopoly on effortless beauty? Because once Sophia Loren's gone, Monica Bellucci is clearly ready to tarantella right into the throne, making it bellissima for another few decades. Then, who knows what could happen. Those people elected another Mussolini. Uh oh.
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