• This girl needs to back off of Michael Phelps immediately or there's going to be trouble. [DListed]
• Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo hang out with Lindsay and Samantha in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. [PS]
• Felicity Huffman must have a death wish. [Yeeeah]
• Paula Abdul is undergoing neck surgery, because how else is she going to get more painkillers? [ICYDK]
• There's cheerleading in the Olympics? Really? [CityRag]
• Katherine Heigl got into a small tiff with a cop. Unfortunately, it didn't end in an arrest. [INO]
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker were wed on Saturday in a Parisian church service, the celebratory follow-up to the civil ceremony the couple already completed. Guests included Longoria's Desperate Housewive's costars Felicity Huffman, Teri Hatcher and Nicollette Sheridan. AC Slater was also in attendance, and he said he found France to be "bitchin'," before shoving Screech into the Arc de Triomphe. The busty one in the frosted lipstick? That's Parker's mom. France is delightful.
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