Megan Fox, flash in the pan and this month's Christopher Amueroso Presents Paw Print cover model, has been named by FHM as the sexiest woman in the entire world. Bad choice, and the rest of the list gets no better: Paris Hilton, racist, comes in at 77th, and the doltish Kim Kardashian is number 17. The lad mag's pick for 100th sexiest is Britney Spears, which is ridiculous and they fucking know it.

• Only three months until Black History Month! [DListed]

• Yet another contest to win a hasty marriage. (Void where gay) [PS]

• Everyone knows FHM has basically become an environmentally unsound and costly naughty Google Image Search, right? [HT]

• It's time again for Oprah's Favorite Things show, in which she gifts tons of goods given to her show because of the invaluable free advertising it offers. [INO]

• The family that sleeps with one another's spouses… [ICYDK]

• Paris Hilton accomplishing nothing. [Yeeeah]

• If you've not seen Techno Viking, you owe it to yourself to finally worship at the feet of this party pillar. [CityRag]

• Heidi catching a flight out of LAX and Heidi landing at LAX, all within a half an hour. The Hills is so fake, guys! Sorry. [CS]

• Already tired of Sex and the City: The Movie! [DListed]

• Chevy Chase is getting work again! Oh, happy day! [PS]

• FHM and Tara Reid: Kind of a perfect pairing. [HT]

• Help out during National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [INO]

• The Bachelor is off to Iraq. Stars: For once, they're just like us. [ICYDK]

• A boobier "Gimme More" can be found here. [Yeeeah]

• Rhinoplasty! $200 says she's still not truly loved. [CityRag]