This is a new Internet ad from John McCain's camp featuring what appears to be a Fidel Castro endorsement for Barack Obama. This whole nonsense might not be completely ridiculous if it weren't a total misrepresentation — Castro has in fact been critical of the presidential nominee.

None of this really matters, though, because Castro is dead, right?

The missives contained in Mollygood’s comments sections run the gamut from funny to enlightening to choleric to unreadable, but rarely are they boring and even rarer (thankfully) are they peppered with “OMG she is hottttttttt!” or “z”s in the place of “s”s. Since the swift death of Mollygood, Bad and Poetic, the best of these bon mots have gone relatively unnoticed. The Commies will change all that. Each week, the very best will be highlighted here for greater public consumption and, of course, judgment.

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HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE "Fidel Castro announced his resignation as president of Cuba and commander in chief of Cuba's military Tuesday, according to a letter published in the state-run newspaper, Granma. The resignation ends nearly a half-century of iron-fisted rule that inspired revolutionaries but frustrated 10 U.S. presidents."

BUT HE'S DEAD "Naomi Campbell has officially found a new vocation: as an investigative journalist. Having been granted an audience with Hugo Chavez in October for a piece in GQ, the magazine's editor…has revealed he has a whole host of political firebrands in line for the supermodel to grill. Next up? Fidel Castro."

"100 percent" dead Commie Fidel Castro is releasing an autobiography from beyond the grave! Now that's what we call a GHOSTWRITER!

The book, titled Fidel Castro: My Life, explores all the minutia of the late Cuban's unique existence. (He kept the beard because shaving costs a man ten workdays per year! He loved Hemingway!)

Though dead, Castro's mental faculties are being described as "astonishing." (How can that be?)

Related: Perez Hilton is a damaged liar.

Now that Fidel Castro has been outed as a deceased despot ("100 percent," remember?), rash bloggers everywhere are chomping at the bit to try their hands at other brazen outings. Who will it be today?

Which TOP Hollywood actor has played a gay character in the past and has recently been linked to a top actress? I was honestly shocked to find out the facts of this man's personal life, maybe you will be too. Wait to see who it is on Monday!!!

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This fuggin' guy's still saying Castro's dead — "100 percent" sure, even. Bravo, blog-rade.

Ummmmmm….so rumor has it that Perez Hilton has scooped CNN, the New York Times and Mollygood about Fidel Castro's death (HOLY SHIT, right?). And though everyone is appalled and WTFing and tearing at their hair as they shudder at the thought that an arriviste like Perez could have beaten out all the other media titans with information as globally important as this, consider this: Isn't that the way Castro would have wanted it?

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