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10. "If you was like me when I was in school, there was all love. I'd walk in, they'd be like, 'What's happening? Woot woot. Woot woot woot woot.'" — Snoop Dogg, Snoop Dogg's Father Hood
• Flavor Flav was recently roasted in a Comedy Central special. The event varied only slightly from Flav's real life in which white people only laugh at him behind his back. [SH]
• The girls are keeping it as fair and gentle as you'd expect on Rock of Love. Listen for one to make light of another's car accident scarring. YAY, women! [DListed]
• In one of the smartest parenting moves of her career, Pamela Anderson puts her son in the care of others. [ICYDK]
• Tara Reid, again. [HT]
• Comparing Mel's drunken states. [CityRag]
• I can recall when I first heard my mother demoralize a man and call him a "fat fuck" and a "pussy." Oh, memories! [Yeeeah]
Jennifer "Toastee" Toof, whose early career in pornography led to her dismissal from VH1's Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School, is now looking forward to the release of her Vivid video, Toastee Exposed.
…Vivid Entertainment is ready to release a 40-minute tape in which Toastee appears to give pleasure to an unidentified man. Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch hails Toastee as a "talented contortionist" whose "enthusiasm for sex is obvious." Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who brokered the deal, tells us: "She may not have made the grade on VH1's 'Charm School,' but she gets straight A's on this tape."
Doesn't Denise Richard's bird nest-do look like it could perhaps be refuge and wreckage in the wake of Gwen Stefani's blonde wave? They should've just walked around like this all night at last night's Billboard Awards.
In general everyone else looked good: McPhee McRocked her McLegs, Carrie Underwood continued to be super cute and popular despite my never actually having heard her sing, Rihanna maybe wore her dress backwards, Kathy Griffin showed no signs of fatigue after her recent near death experience, Dave Navarro was adequately douchey looking. Yawn. Mary J. Blige was the big winner of the night, taking 9 awards. That's about all I know because I couldnt bring myself to actually watch. Did I miss anything awesome?
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Oh…Yuck. To be fair, I figured you might need some help with tonight's fast before tomorrow's gorging. What better way than this picture, which appears like it could very well have been the moment before a Paris Hilton/Flavor Flav make-out session? Dis-guis-ting (that's mean to be said in a kind of sing songy voice).
With that, I'm off. I won't be here tomorrow, but I will be here over the long weekend otherwise. (And of course if anything major happens. Remember last year when Nick and Jessica broke up the day before Thanksgiving and it was like GOSSIP ALERT HIGH GOSSIP ALERT HIGH? Man, that was rough and I didn't even have this site back then.)
I hope that you and yours have a wonderful holiday (if you're in the US and a day away from the gossip grind if you're not) full of food and drink and much love. Never forget that I am thankful for you. Each and every one of you. Even you.
Kisses, Working on BEING ADEQUITE, and is it egg nog season yet?
Molly
Award Show Season! I have no idea if there is an official start to Award Show Season, and perhaps I already missed it, but judging from the guest list at last night's American Music Awards, this event had enough heavy hitters to qualify as the inaugural event. Britney Spears even took the stake soon after Jimmy Kimmel made fun of K-Fed calling him a "no-hit wonder", It's only a matter of time before she is publicly making fun of him herself. And it's going to be awesome.
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Don't do it, Venus Williams.
Flavor Flav, where's Deelishis? Did she not take the news that you knocked up some "shorty in Vegas" as well as you wished she would? Does this mean there will be a Flavor of Love 3? Ugg.
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• Rachel Weitz makes motherhood look very very hot, and that adorable munchkin doesn't hurt either. [Splash News Online]
• Flavor of Love is back, and so are the crazy ass bitches that somehow want to touch Flavor Flav, like intimitely. Thank god for the open bar. [DListed]
• Play naughty Scientologist in Tom Cruise's wardrobe from A Few Good Men. [CityRag]
• Nick Lachey really caught himself a doozy with Vanessa Minnillo. The girl looks like she loves herself some booze. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Trouble in Brangelina-dise? Even in separate bedrooms they're still pretty smoking hot. [A Socialite's Life]
• Sigh, we may never get to see Dakota Fanning's rapey movie. [BWE]
• Finally, Mel Gibson has issued a formal apology to the real victims here: the erotic cake industry. [Huffington Post]
Season Two of Flavor Flav's search for love reality show Flavor Of Love is almost upon us. Last season's bitches were completely crazy and, if this video is any indication, it looks like the producers put some time into finding an even more explosive group for the second season.
New York from Season One should probably win, though. She inexplicably actually seemed pretty into Flav, and is probably still just sitting at home in NY cutting herself and crying over losing the 40-someting man in a child's body.
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