This upsets us for reasons we can only feel, not describe:

…as he browsed at Kari Feinstein's suite at Social Hollywood in LA last week, [Jeremy Piven] was forced to come clean about the identity of his "brunette and curvy" lady friend because he didn't know her size. He finally told the clerk the dresses were for [Dita] Von Teese…Von Teese's lawyer, Keith Fink, told us Piven has seen her performance and he shyly said hello to her when he ran into her at an LA newsstand right before he bought the dresses. "She is single, and she's not dating, so he should step up to the plate because there's a lot of guys interested," said Fink.

[Source]

[Lauren Conrad] was making out with Stephen Colletti, her ex from their days on Laguna Beach and a host for MTV, at LA's Central on Saturday night.

After arriving together Conrad and Colletti stayed close to each other all night, flirting and chatting. They were spotted making out by the bar after Colletti carried her there from the dance area.

Rebecca: omg
if you watched Laguna Beach, you'd understand
though you're "too mature" for that
me: what's the big deal?
did they hate each other?
Rebecca: They dated in high school
off and on
he sort of played her, and then he realized that after high school, girls like men who can shave
so then he was really into her
and she was like so over it
me: THAT'S MY LIFE!!!
Rebecca: Hello, that's why it's called reality tv