WHY JAYDEN JAMES WAS HOSPITALIZED "Now we've gotten to the bottom of why Jayden James was rushed to the hospital yesterday. Sources tell TMZ he ingested something that didn't agree with him. We are told, contrary to several reports, it was NOT a seizure. We're told he'll probably be discharged tomorrow."
This is quite possibly the most disgusting thing we've seen since the last batch of drugged-out Amy Winehouse photos cropped up a few weeks ago. Please don't view this if you are planning on eating in the near future — or if you like tiny little critters.
Nick Hogan was finally released from jail at 12:30 a.m. today after serving 166 days of an eight-month sentence. We're assuming incessant whining and acting like a despicable human being qualifies as "good" behavior.
Now that Nick's out of jail he can focus on what really matters: His upcoming "real-ality" show, macaroni and cheese and MySpace blogs. Oh yeah, and maybe he can stop in for a few minutes to visit that guy he almost killed.
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A QUICK SCIENCE BRIEFING "Obese people expect to enjoy food more than lean people do, but when they eat, they enjoy it less, a brain study shows. And that's a problem. To make up for the missing enjoyment, obese people eat more high-calorie food. Overeating further dulls food enjoyment and locks people in a vicious circle. The finding comes from real-time brain-imaging studies in obese and lean women by Eric Stice, PhD, of the Oregon Research Institute, and colleagues. 'We originally thought obese people would experience more reward from food. But we see obese people only anticipate more reward; they get less reward. It is an ironic process,' Stice tells WebMD."
Taco Bell, bless its heart, hosted a "Reality Check Challenge" to help solve world hunger yesterday in LA. And who did the restaurant enlist to help? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, obviously the most charitable couple in Hollywood. Instead of bringing light to the world's food issues, the reality show duo made us vomit up our last meal.
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PETA's new genius idea to use breast milk in Ben & Jerry's ice cream was met with a challenge by Cord: Come up with new B&J's flavors to go along with the latest ingredient. And you delivered. After the jump, the best of the best. CONTINUED »
FANCY SWISS RESTAURATEUR PLAYS IT CLOSE TO THE CHEST "The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother's milk. 'We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?' Hans Locher, who has become Switzerland most controversial restaurant owner, said. Mr Locher attracted the attention of the leading media of the German-speaking world this week after he posted ads looking for women donors, who will receive just over three pounds for 14 ounces of their milk."
So who caught the season premiere of Saturday Night Live? I watched it on DVR this morning, because I was camping out at Rockefeller Center last night waiting to catch a glimpse of my boyfriend/SNL host Michael Phelps. OK, kidding. But I'd be lying if I said the thought didn't cross my mind. My friends all said the episode was a disappointment, but I consistently laughed throughout the entire show (well, for the most part). That might have something to do with the fact that I will giggle at any joke Michael makes, but there were lots of great moments. Of course, Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impression stole the show, but I also fell in love with the Fancy Pants dance. At left, I present the Michael Phelps diet, which managed to be funny yet also show off Mike's horrible acting/reading skills.
NO BETTER EXAMPLE OF IRONY "Gordon Ramsay has revealed he's set to open a new restaurant in LA with Victoria Beckham. … The restaurateur broke the news at the GQ Men of the Year awards, telling the Daily Mail: 'Yes, it is true that Victoria and I are setting up a restaurant in LA together. I'm really excited.'"
• Why this Big Mac addict isn't dead yet is beyond us. [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan says what we're all thinking about father Michael: "We've gone through enough with him. Enough is enough — until he decides to be a grown-up." [PS]
• Amy Winehouse trashed a hotel room and had to be wrapped up in a duvet so her handlers could carry her out. Good for you, Amy! [Yeeeah]
• Are we going crazy or does Aubrey O'Day look less like a drag queen than usual? [INO]
• Will Smith gets mocked by a German TV host, and it's awesome. [CityRag]
• Pamela Anderson is not dating Michael Jackson. Praise Xenu. [ICYDK]
Even an innocent bag of candy provides fodder for endless Miley Cyrus jokes. Who knew guitars had such an odd shape?
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What was Willard Scott doing before delivering his nonsensical ramblings on The Today Show every morning? He was dressing up as a frightening Ronald McDonald who appeared in commercials to, apparently, throw burgers at small children. It's the creepiest thing we've seen as of late.
Oh, Britney. Britney, Britney, Britney. You just make it so easy sometimes. Did you have to include the bag of Cheetos in your "Look, I'm a good mom!" photo shoot?
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There are just so many things wrong with the picture at left, which features this caption: "Pamela Anderson Does Lunch At KFC For The New Faux Chicken Sandwich on August 4, 2008 in Vancouver, B.C."
First of all, we would never look to Pam Anderson's taste in food to determine what we're going to grab for dinner. Second, a faux chicken sandwich? Is that really what they're calling it? Because … ew. And, of course, we never trust anyone in a PETA shirt. It's just one of those basic rules, like looking both ways before you cross the street or never talking to strangers.
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JAMIE LYNN SCRUTINY OUTLASTS HER PREGNANCY "Jamie Lynn Spears, who just gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge at the ripe old age of 17, is in danger of heading down the same road as her sister, Britney. A Louisiana source tells us, 'She only has Diet Coke in the house. How redneck is that?'" A note to Louisianans who know the contents of Jamie Lynn Spears' fridge and give information to tabloids: You're not allowed to accuse anyone else of being too rednecky.
Adman: We want two words to come to people's minds when they think of Auntie Anne's Pretzels: uncircumcised erection.
Aunt Annie's CEO: Brilliant!
Also: Madonna may have worn mismatching socks! And did Kim Kardashian accidentally miss the turn to her house?
Bravo is cooking up a spinoff to its "Top Chef" franchise that would feature teenage competitors.
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"Top Chef Junior," which is in development, is a cooking-competition series that would feature contestants who likely will range in age from 13 to 16. Bravo said that "Top Chef," which aired its season finale Wednesday night, is a draw with younger viewers, ranking in the top 15 shows among kids/teens 2-17 in the Wednesday 10-11 p.m.
We don't know which is more disgusting: The grease burns these nervous kiddies are going to sustain week after week or the fact that media sharks and scummy admen actually track the viewing habits of FUCKING TWO-YEAR-OLDS!!!!!!
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