Also: Madonna may have worn mismatching socks! And did Kim Kardashian accidentally miss the turn to her house?

Bravo is cooking up a spinoff to its "Top Chef" franchise that would feature teenage competitors.
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"Top Chef Junior," which is in development, is a cooking-competition series that would feature contestants who likely will range in age from 13 to 16. Bravo said that "Top Chef," which aired its season finale Wednesday night, is a draw with younger viewers, ranking in the top 15 shows among kids/teens 2-17 in the Wednesday 10-11 p.m.

We don't know which is more disgusting: The grease burns these nervous kiddies are going to sustain week after week or the fact that media sharks and scummy admen actually track the viewing habits of FUCKING TWO-YEAR-OLDS!!!!!!

There's a new bloody restaurant in West Hollywood, you fucking donkeys!

Gordon Ramsay … the fiery Scottish chef and star of Fox's "Hell's Kitchen" … was all smiles at the opening of his latest restaurant, Gordon Ramsay at The London West Hollywood, on Wednesday evening. The event was attended by celebrity guests such as "Will and & Grace" co-star Eric McCormack, "Survivor" host Jeff Probst, Kim Kardashian and David Beckman.

So why did Ramsay decide to set up shop on the West Coast?

"It's less aggressive than New York," he told The Associated Press in the kitchen during the opening celebration. "Vegas? I don't want to play my card in Las Vegas. It's materialistic. Here, it's proper. I'm very happy to be here. Everything is in abundance in California."

For his poor sous chef's sake, we hope Ramsay is able to laugh at the irony of saying Vegas is too materialistic whilst allowing Kim Kardashian and her expensive purse into his restaurant opening.

Texan Eva Longoria visited her old stomping grounds, a Corpus Christi Wendy's, to kick off Father's Day Frosty Weekend. At first we were confused as to why a 99 cent ice cream treat required the presence of a celebrity, but turns out it's for charity. It always is.

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Holy shit: not another "hot" list! Seriously! Can we get a "kind" list, or an "honest" list? No?

At least this one's democratic, we suppose, with the idealistic maniacs at PETA asking you, the herbivore, to vote for the "Sexiest Vegetarian." Our choices: Leonard Nimoy, Michael Stipe, Tea Leoni and Annie Lennox. Go here to help decide.

• Auf Wiedersehen: "How else will the new non-Bravo Project Runway screw things up, aside from moving to Lifetime and possibly filming without Nina Garcia? By moving to Los Angeles, the city that pretends to be a fashion capital with its own fashion week but is really just a town where Victoria Beckham pushes her crappy jeans at Kitson." [Jossip]

• Dennis Rodman! Remember that guy? He got arrested last night for roughing up his girlfriend. Now, go back to forgetting about him. [DListed]

• Surprise: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were wed in a secluded island ceremony. Unfortunately, they did not stay there after the wedding. [PS]

• Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, tried to stab her mother. No word yet as to how much of her rage Bobbi Kristina blames on her name. [INO]

• Forbes says Gisele Bundchen now makes more money annually than every other person who stands around and has their picture taken wearing clothes and make-up. [ICYDK]

• Pete Wentz is being sued for assault and, unfortunately, the case has nothing to do with his music and our ears. [Yeeeah]

• You want mayo and shrimp on that pizza slice? Why are puking everywhere? [CityRag]

• Summer's almost back; time for around the way girls and boys to prepare for many LL Cool J jams at block parties. [Queerty]

• Burger King's found a way to be even more disgusting: by charging hundreds for their greasy crap. [DListed]

• Again with a Hills party. Don't these fucking people wor…oh, yeah. [PS]

• Kim Kardashian: "I have accepted a part in a major studio film. It’s a comedy … " Kim, if you're in it, even if it was a drama it'd be a comedy. [ICYDK]

• Rebecca Romijn is leaving the cast of the hit show Ugly Betty, which is a very poor decision. Nice knowing you, Becky. [INO]

• Willie Nelson and Snoop, together at last. [CityRag]

• Neve Campbell has gone topless about nine years too late. [HT]

Barack Obama's half-eaten, day-old food is up for sale on eBay. Obie left these syrupy waffle and sausage parts on his plate yesterday morning after having breakfast at a diner in Scranton, Pennsylvania, at which point they were collected and frozen for auction. The Senator didn't finish his meal because he is a rich elitist and he found it disgusting. And he said the OJ was bitter!

Everyone's favorite French whore is back, and this time the Rock of Love 2 castoff is teaching us her famous recipe for chocolate mousse — the same mousse she rubbed on her boobs during a competition to win Bret Michaels' heart. It's not so much educational as it is entertaining, and we would be on board for a regular series. Anything to hear Frenchie's sweet, sweet voice.

ALLEZ CUISINE! "What food is guaranteed to make those panties slide right off, [Coolio]?"