Here 'tis, the most racist video Bill O'Reilly and his band of bilious, infectious morons have concocted to date. They've really outdone themselves this time, and that's saying something, m-fers.
Purportedly out to take a glimpse into the "secular progressive" city of San Francisco, whose citizens have been "emboldened" by Obama's election (Billdo actually says that, as if liberals are a rebel force!), a couple O'Reilly Factor producers traveled west to make a sort of infomercial on the City by the Bay. What they actually created is more accurately a modern mini-Birth of a Nation.
So the same guy who sold us on the old "Joe the Plumber making out with Kristin Wiig scam" apparently got Fox News and the rest of the country believing his story about Sarah Palin not knowing that Africa was a continent and not a country.
S'crazy, right? Because wouldn't Fox News have people to fact-check this? And yes, Martin Eisenstadt (pictured left next to Joe) says he's a McCain strategist and shares/stole the name of a conservative analyst but didn't the flack over at News Corp bother to Google him or anything? This dude is a total phony.
But it gets weirder.
DIVIDE AND CONQUER Only three days after the election, the conservatives are doing exactly what we Obama maniacs hoped they would. Rather than taking their loss Tuesday in stride, regrouping and focusing on getting stronger, the right is consuming itself with useless finger-pointing. The Free Republic forum, a major Web destination for conservatives and nationalists, is calling for a boycott of Fox News for being too harsh to Sarah Palin in the wake of the election. Hahahahaha. Rejoice! Machiavelli would be proud.
Here it is, your Fox News briefing on just how frighteningly ignorant Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin is. Not sure what's scarier, that the middle-aged Palin thought Africa was simply the country where the blacks are, or that, had they won, the Republicans would be denying all this shit. What a rotten world.
Ralph Nader, public safety crusader and notorious wet blanket, skipped away with just one percent of the popular vote on Tuesday, a negligible amount that, thank Allah, bore no effect on the election (unlike the Green candidate's percentage in 2000). Upon being rendered meaningless by the general American opinion, the droopy-eyed, sad-assed Nader did what any bullshit attention whore does: he threw a disgusting temper tantrum, during which he tacitly called the President-elect an "Uncle Tom." Jeeeeeeeeezus, what a cheap prick!
After the jump, a video of Shep Smith taking Nader to task for his idiocy and making us feel queasy about having to agree with a Pox Newser.
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Could Lucifer play a role in this presidential election? It may sound crazy, but one of the candidates in this race has publicly praised, even emulated, a writer-activist who himself paid tribute to Lucifer. That’s right, Lucifer, also known as the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub—you get the idea.
-Total moron James Pinkerton, writing on the Fox News Forum. Guess which candidate Pinkerton says has a close personal relationship with Satan's BFF?
Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn, the married "terrorists" with whom Barack Obama was accused of palling around, will celebrate Barack's takeover of America in 2009 by releasing a book about the evils of white supremacy.
With all the free publicity its authors have been getting in the past few months, look for Race Course to pop up on a best seller list near you. (Wait 'til Fox News gets that thank you letter!)
The rotund gent you see at right is being indicted in the city of New York for snatching a McCain campaign sign from the hands of a middle-aged woman, snapping it in half and then punching the GOP supporter, who's been described as "small" and "quiet," in the face. Witnesses to the assault said the man gave no indication as to why he was attacking the lady, to whom he said only, "You people are ridiculous!"
What a crazy man. But what's even crazier is this…
FOUR MORE AWFUL, BIGOTED, IDIOTIC YEARS "Bill O'Reilly is going to be sticking around the Fox News Channel for another four years. The top-rated cable news network is expected to announce as soon as Wednesday that O'Reilly has signed a new multi-year contract. The deal is estimated to be worth between $10 million and $12 million a year. … He's had the most-watched show in the 8 p.m. time period among the cable news networks for 94 consecutive months, according to the Nielsen Company. And so far this month, he's averaging more than 4 million viewers a night."
Remember earlier when we were all, "Hahaha! Colin Powell dances funny!" and left it at that, because all we were talking about was a stupid picture of an old guy dancing? Here's the ever-wearying Fox News' take on that very same, seemingly meaningless photo:
Colin Powell showed off his hip-hop moves at an 'Africa Rising' celebration in London Tuesday, fueling speculation that the former secretary of state is about to endorse Barack Obama for president.
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NEW IDEA: FOX NEWS HQ IN THAILAND "An underdog in Sunday's election for governor of Bangkok punched and kicked a television journalist Thursday, saying he was provoked by tough questions during a live interview. Chuvit Kamolvisit, dubbed Bangkok's massage parlor king by the Thai press, later apologized for losing his temper and assaulting host Visarn Dilokwanich after the interview. 'I admit I did it. I couldn't stand it when he humiliated me on air,' said Chuvit, a stocky former bodybuilder who owned a strip of girly bars before entering politics a few years ago."
Here's the video from today's episode of The View that we were talking about earlier. Elisabeth Hasselbeck got in on the political discussion with some new talking points from her friends at FOX News, all but calling Barack Obama a terrorist. This angered the ladies (minus Joy Behar, who was disappointingly absent) — even prompting Whoopi to nearly curse on the air. Instead, Sherri and Barbara attempted to reason with her while controlling their rage, which is entertaining in itself after last week's fiasco.
At this point, it's blatantly obvious that everyone hates Elisabeth and wants her gone. The sooner the better.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I watch The View morning after morning in hopes of witnessing something amazing. Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the moron who gives Republicans everywhere a bad name, had a minor meltdown during the show's first segment today. She was so beyond help that not even Barbara Walters came to her rescue. The topic, of course, was the idiocy of Sarah Palin, which turned into another session of Elisabeth spouting off nonsensical remarks to defend her beloved McCain/Palin ticket. After Barbara correctly likened Palin's preparation for the debate to a high school student cramming for an exam, Elisabeth became extremely angry, which is when this happened (inciting a round of boos from the audience):
BW: We love you on the program. You are the counterpoint. But every single day you never ever say, 'Maybe there's another point.' So here's your chance. … Tell us now why you think that Sarah Palin would make a very good president.
EH: Well, since I've been studying for this pop quiz forever, I — tell me why Barack Obama is qualified. I mean, give me three tangible things he has done.
Glorious. Anyone who genuinely thinks this woman has a single intelligent thing to say that hasn't been programmed into her head via FOX News needs to go see a doctor, cause something's off.
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Surprise! This one has nothing to do with John McCain or Sarah Palin or reading or believing women should have their rapist's babies. This post is purely about the idiocy of Fox News and how badly every ding dong in that place's employ understands satire and common decency.
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This short clip, courtesy of FOX News, makes us laugh hysterically. The "fair and balanced" network interviewed a Pennsylvania diner full of people to see who was voting for Obama and who was voting for McCain in the upcoming presidential election. After a show of hands, the reporter declared it "a split." Although it totally wasn't. At all.
Hahahahahaha! Fox News has already started their bitching campaign against Thursday's vice-presidential debate, and Sarah Palin hasn't even gotten destroyed yet.
According to the doofus talking head in the clip above, "the deck's stacked against" poor old Palin, who shouldn't have to face foreign policy questions.
When millions of people are turning to these liars for their information about the world around them, maybe losing all our money and being forced to start over isn't such a bad thing.
We have good news and we have bad news. First we'll start with the good: Shrewish conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck is considering leaving her chair at The View round table. The bad news: She's still going to be gracing our television sets. Says a source:
Elisabeth is just as tired of the ladies at The View as they are of her! She feels she constantly has to defend herself. Besides that, when she gets passionate about her opinions, the others make her look like she’s hysterical. But when she doesn’t talk enough, she’s accused of 'pouting.'
Naturally, the fair and balanced FOX News is offering her a position as an anchor for one of the network's shows. At least she will be around the rest of the crazies.
Update: Yes, Cord called it last week.
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Poor Cindy McCain. She's having a tough go at this political race, all thanks to the likes of Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar. At a Michigan fundraiser on Saturday night, Cindy complained to a room of fellow Republicans about her horrific experience on a daytime talk show:
In spite of what you see … in the newspapers, and on shows like The View — I don't know if any of you saw The View yesterday, they picked our bones clean — in spite of what you see, that's not what the American people are saying and what they are believing. They are now seeing a clear difference with these candidates, and they are seeing who is going to make the best president, and that's why we're pulling ahead.
It truly is a sad state of affairs when the man running for president has the toughest time answering questions from a group of catty women who talk over each other while discussing men and menopause. (You can watch the ladies "gang up" on Cindy and John here.)
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