The Hills cast celebrated hanger-on Frankie Delgado's birthday last night in Las Vegas, and the event's pictures speak a thousand words … kinda. Here's what we've gathered: Audrina is back with Justin Bobby (!!!), there's still tension between Audrina and the duo of LC/Lo, Brody is still stringing Lauren along, and Stephanie Pratt is taking full advantage of her fake fight with Speidi. Oh, and Lo is still awesome.

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Bruce Jenner, the seemingly nice guy who married into the ungodly Kardashian family, has some words of wisdom for his son Brody: Be wary of the company you keep. We're assuming he knows from experience.

Frankie [Delgado]'s a very bad influence. And before that, it was Spencer. He's been brought down by all his friends. It's not really him. He's a homeboy.

Speaking of not acting like yourself, should a 58-year-old man really be saying "homeboy"?

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Lauren Conrad's collection debuted at LA Fashion Week last night, and LC had the support of all the usual suspects — and some surprises.

The crowd featured Lauren's family and friends, including Lo Bosworth, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Stephen Colletti, Dieter Schmitz, Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado — and Kristin Cavallari.

Kristin, who arrived wearing a Lauren Conrad original, said she and her former nemesis have been on good terms for a long time: "It's the magazines that like to make us look like [enemies]. I thought this would be a good way to support her and clear the air."

More pictures than you could ever ask for, after the jump.

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On this season's finale of The Hills, the kind and sapient Lisa Love promised Lauren Conrad, "Paris…[is] just magical. It’s just a level of sophistication that you’ve never seen before."

While a true friend would have told the truth and said, "Paris can be magical if you manage get past all the dog shit," the issue at hand is that today Page Six translated Hills-speak. In The Hills, "sophistication" means "pimping," and "that you've never seen before" means "to men you've never met."

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In this clip of the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, watch as the tween girls of this house of horrors work themselves into a navel-flashing frenzy during an innocent game of "Girls Gone Wild." Then, try to focus through your tears as Frankie Delgado – manager of the girls' brother, Brody Jenner – aims a video camera at the young things and declares, "I'm gonna start managing you girls and we're gonna put this on YouTube or something." Holy shit is this inappropriate! Then again, is it ever too early for a Kardashian woman to realize that probably the only way she'll be able to keep a man rapt is by running around, lifting her shirt and screaming, "Whoo!"?

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Next time you're thinking a trip to Vegas might be fun, remember that this is what the VIP section looks like. Then self-flagellate for your foolishness.

After the jump, more from the grand opening of the LAX nightclub.

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