We're not usually the type to agree with the boomers who rant about how our youth are being polluted by a society that abuses sex in pop culture, but when seven-year-olds are behaving exactly like people do in the worst of rap videos, we have to admit that perhaps there's something to that argument.

Don't watch the video above if you don't want to begin your day with something awfully depressing.

Everyone's allowed to be wrong once in a while, right? This guy's class melted away pretty quickly whilst he waxed off Karate Kid style on this adoring fan's ass. At a certain age every man needs to heed this bit of wisdom: Just because she'll let you, doesn't mean you should.