Someone came close to shooting Diddy over the weekend, threatening our access to his enlightening YouTube videos and 15 more seasons of Making the Band.

Diddles was at an Atlanta club attending a Jermaine Dupri-hosted party along with Nelly, Usher and Gabrielle Union. A gunman opened fire inside the bar after allegedly being charged twice for admission. One security guard was struck in the arm, but no other guests were injured.

Fortunately, Jermaine hasn't lost the true meaning of all this:

Dupri has vowed to continue partying after a security guard was hit at the party, insisting the incident won't prevent him from partying in the future.

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URBANE "No one calls Fred Claus the white Christmas movie. The Perfect Holiday is a movie about the holidays. It's not race-specific," [says actress Gabrielle Union]. "If there's more than one black person in the movie, it's an urban romantic comedy, an urban thriller - it's just a flipping movie."

We've never wanted to fantasize that a woman's breasts are whisker-bearing animal eyes and her naval a pursed mouth, but obviously some people do. That's gross. But even more unappealing is the million-dollar carnival thrown in honor of a bunch of underwear. We know Victoria's secret: People are gullible.

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