New mother Garcelle Beauvais is not only having biological children, she's having white biological children. She's like the anti-Angelina Jolie.
Where're those speculative tabloids when you really need 'em? Is this chick "sperminated" or just a pig? We have to know.
After the jump, more from the premier of The Kingdom.
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One very interesting phenomenon that seems to be inexplicable is that every celebrity who has ever become prostrate for the pages of Playboy has done so with the insistence that their vagina must constantly remain covered. What gives?
More after the jump. NSFWWP (Not Safe For Work With Puritans)
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