CELEBRITY JUSTICE "Gary Dourdan pleaded guilty to two of the felony possession charges against him and won't have to serve any jail time. The first charge against him, for having heroin, was dropped. He pleaded guilty to the possession of coke and ecstasy charges. … He will enter a treatment program — but it isn't rehab — that consists of 30 hours of classes which usually meet once a week."

At the very least, we can thank Gary Dourdan for not endangering the lives of Palm Springs drivers. He told Access Hollywood’s Shaun Robinson via e-mail that cops found him sleeping in a parked car because he had pulled over when he realized he was too drunk to drive. He also “thanked” the cops for recognizing that the car — and the suitcase filled with drugs inside of it — was not his, claiming he has the negative drug tests to prove it.

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CSI star Gary Dourdan had a verrrrry good time yesterday in Palm Springs — police found him passed out in his vehicle at 5:21 a.m. and booked him for possession of heroin. Oh, and cocaine. And don't forget the ecstasy. And throw in some prescription drugs for good measure. Dourdan reportedly posted $5,000 bail this morning and is once again roaming the streets.

Gary Dourdan! For shame! I don't know if the above video is evidence that you "beat the living crap" out of anyone like TMZ claims you did, but it definitely proves you acted like fucking jerk. What happened to the gentle soul with the soft caress and easy demeanor from the "Again" video? CSI: isn't even cool, m'man.

Reminisce about a kinder, gentler Gary after the jump.

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