Despite the fact that Hills alum Whitney Port scored her own reality TV spin-off, The City, the NYC paparazzi are still unsure as to who exactly this girl is. Behold the WireImage description of Whit at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party, who is identified as "Guest," while her lesser known co-star, Olivia Palermo, was easily named. This can not bode well for the budding fashionista, especially during a time when both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can be picked out of a crowd by most Americans.
Other stars deemed "hot" by the tabloid included the High School Musical kiddos, a few Gossip Girls (and boys), America's Next Top Tranny Model Jaslene, some Ugly Bettys and Patti LaBelle. Sounds a little lukewarm to us.
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STILL WITH THIS JAMAICA OBSESSION "It's Love, Angel, Music, and Baby No. 2 for Gwen Stefani, who on Thursday gave birth to a boy. Zuma Nesta Rock weighed 8 pounds and 5 ounces when he was born Thursday afternoon … The pop star and fashionista already has one son, Kingston, with her husband, rocker Gavin Rossdale."
• Heidi Montag's sister, ladies and gentleman. (Site NSFW) [DS]
• John Mayer doesn't like Guitar Hero, because he obviously feels threatened by the masses who spend all day playing video games. [ICYDK]
• Gavin Rossdale was named best celebrity dad by In Touch. Because if there's anything a tabloid knows, it's good parenting skills. [INO]
• Jessica Simpson continues to infect Nashville. [PS]
• Vin Diesel reproduced — get ready for The Pacifier 2! [DListed]
Queen of Pilates Madonna partnered with Gucci last night to host a UNICEF charity dinner and auction. Celebrities came out in droves to wear Gucci clothing, fatten themselves on rich cuisine ("tart of goat cheese, foraged mushrooms, truffled mashed potatoes") and bid on extravagant leisure opportunities, all for the benefit of those who can't afford such luxuries.
Tom Cruise bid $100,000 for the opportunity to convert play sports with Alex Rodriguez and David Beckham, but was summarily outbid by more than 200 grand. "But how will he write a check with no fingers?" an insider heard Cruise whisper. The action star was then quiet for the remainder of the evening.
Later, an attendee paid $600,000 to take a dance class with Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE! "Singer Gwen Stefani is pregnant, Gavin Rossdale's father, Douglas, tells Usmagazine.com. 'Yes, they are!' he gushed early Tuesday in a telephone interview.'"
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Look at how surprised her kid gets when Gwen Stefani only takes half an hour to get ready.
Several more after the jump.
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Courtesy of none other than Gavin Rossdale's abandoned love child Daisy Lowe, who's currently trying to fill that nagging void with a photo shoot in which her boyfriend cups her breasts in his mouth over and over again.
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Last Friday, Gwen Stefani allowed one of the members of her Asian posse to break the fourth wall and get married. Music (real name Rino Nakasone) was wed before Stefani and family and the other three Harajuku Girls that compose Stefani's minstrely backing troupe: Love, Angel and Baby. Sources say the otherwise dignified ceremony became mildly awkward when Stefani asked where all the samurai were.
No doubt, I don't really like Gwen Stefani. I think her music's kinda bad, I find it odd that she's always flanked by Harajuku girls, the only good song her husband ever did was "Glycerine", etc.
However, I will grant her this: she is always with her kid. That's quite a feat for any parent these days, not to mention a pop star parent; and it's commendable and rare.
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Imagine walking down the street in the Meatpacking District of Manhattan, minding your own business, nursing a hangover perhaps, and looking up to see Heidi Klum, Seal, Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale and their spawn just sauntering down the street. Oooh, imagine even better if you got there at the exact moment to witness Heidi, the best air kisser in the world, give the whole crew air kisses. So, so adorable. And smoking hot.
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• Ashley Olsen's bodyguard threatens a photographer with a gun, beats him with a flashlight instead. [X17]
• "Awesome" marriages often include one person living at a hotel, right Britney? [Celebitchy]
• Dude, Gwen Stefani, stop bogarting your baby. Gavin wants to hold him too, sometimes. [A Socialite's Life]
• Kevin Federline set to shock and horrify audiences by performing at this years Teen Choice Awards. [Celebrity Nation]
• Manorexic Carson Daly demonstrates why he is no longer allowed to frighten the tweens on MTV. [DListed]
• While no one was looking Keira Knightly became an elderly hunchback. [JustJared]
• Remember Katie Holmes pre-Tom Cruise brainwashing? Adorable really. [OAN]
• I know you wanna be a Hulkmaniac. [VelevetHotTub]
If you can ignore, for a moment, that these pictures were taken by some skeevy guy crouched behind a rock, it's pretty freaking adorable the Jolie-Pitts had Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale over to their Malibu estate this weekend. The boys, Maddox included, went out on jet skis and ATVs while the womenfolk stayed home to discuss baby slings (I'm assuming they also cooked and cleaned). Gwen surfaces for a few photos, but Angelina and Shiloh managed to stay out of the telephoto lens. The first pictures of this were so useless they weren't even worth posting. At least in these ones you can sort of make out the disgust on Brad and Maddox's faces that paparazzi sink so low.
Stalking can create such adorable results sometimes.
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• Lindsay Lohan's not completely dead in the eyes, she's just looking at that really tall dude behind you. [Gallery of the Absurd]
• Behold the 8th Wonder of the Modern World: Jessica Simpson can rollerskate and sing at the same time. [Bricks and Stones]
• Sorry Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly prefers to kiss A-List scruffs. [Egotastic]
• Petra Nemcova is becoming un-hot by James Blunt association. [The Superficial]
• Kristin Cavallari, it's not a great sign these days if you're wearing Britney Spears hand-me-downs. [Faded Youth]
• Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, put your baby away. It's adorable. We've all seen it. We're sure it would love to be indoors sometime. [JustJared]
• Nicole Richie is so rich she throws Fiji water around for fun. Now Brandon Davis has no ammunition on her. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Jessica Alba's had her fair share of uncomfortable dolphin penis incidents. Celebrities, they're just like us! [IDLYITW]
• Gwen Stefani looks particularly thrilled to leave her screaming newborn at home for an afternoon. [PopSugar]
• Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore may have let her underaged kids drink at a bar in Iowa. There's a drinking age there? [Popbytes]
• Mariah Carey invented a diet that consists of eating one small bite of anything you want. It all goes to shit at tapas restaurants. [DListed]
• Rather than get jealous of the new manny, Kevin Federline should consider actually spending time with his son. [WWTDD]
Gwen Stefani is hatching right this very instant! (Or the baby is hatching, you know what I mean.) The miracle of life!! Gavin Rossdale is about to be outshone by another member of his family! US reports:
A very pregnant Gwen Stefani and rocker husband Gavin Rossdale arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles this morning where doctors plan to induce labor and deliver the couple’s child via C-section at noon PST. Rossdale dropped his wife off at the maternity ward, parked Stefani’s silver Range Rover and “seemed a little nervous and he checked the baby car seat before he got out,” according to a witness. Rossdale then took the elevator to the maternity ward. “Gwen was wearing her signature red lipstick and looked so excited,” the onlooker added.
Will we see this baby before we see Suri Cruise? What if Brangelina is having their baby right now as well? What level of absurd name will the baby recieve? Are we talking Jason Lee's Pilot Inspektor or more along the lines of Jermaine Jackson's Jermajesty? So many questions. Soon, soon we will have answers. I can't wait.
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