A roving gang of reporters cornered Jesse Ventura at

Oh come on, you knew this day was coming. The day where you'd have to tear down all your Ryan Seacrest posters, scribble out his name in your notebooks, and stop planning for the time when you two could own all forms of media, forever and ever amen.

Kevin Spacey better keep a closer eye out for cameras. The suspiciously single actor recently stepped out in Croatia and had his peepers peeled on other things — which have set off hunters involved in the great Gay Watch '08.

With same-sex marriage in full effect out in California, the state's prison officials are busy trying to set things straight for gay inmates:

Yes, I'm still the only person watching Big Brother. I can't help it, I'm addicted — mainly because the producers have perfected the art of casting people on the verge of insanity who come across as perfectly normal during the regular broadcast three times a week. On the live feeds, however, is where the real crazies come out, which brings us to Ollie, the preacher's son. CBS cast him as the straight-laced religious guy, as you can tell from his bio: "As the son of a preacher, Ollie grew up in a strict Pentecostal family where, in his father's church, faith healing and speaking in tongues were practiced. … To this day, Ollie does not drink, smoke or curse; staying true to the values he was raised with as a child."
Interesting, then, that he is the one in the house who constantly spouts off hateful and homophobic remarks. Last night he announced that Memphis, one of his enemies in the game, is "an undercover fag" — to which Jerry, the 75-year-old ex-Marine, warned him, "You gotta stay away from those little dirty old nasties." (Don't even get me started on Jerry.) To top it all off, Ollie told Memphis to "suck my dick, little faggot." You can catch that clip after the jump (around the 7:40 mark). CONTINUED »

Puerto Rican crooner Ricky Martin just got a new gig: daddy.
Martin's press team confirmed that the 36-year old welcomed two twin boys this week. And, no, he didn't produce them the "old-fashioned way." Why? Well, perhaps because of his rumored homosexuality, which Martin's hairdresser inadvertently revealed last year.
HERE COME THE BRIDES "Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, 35, will wed this weekend in California. … The pair are planning a small, intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family."

A new report is hinting that one of the Jonas Brothers is gay and is planning to come out in the near future (yeah, right). "Sources fear they may lose their core audience and their lucrative contract with Disney when the truth comes out," but hopefully Lance Bass proved otherwise.
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Kanye West's Tuesday night concert at Madison Square Garden ended with another one of his infamous rants — except this time he actually said something worthwhile. The rapper encouraged everyone in the audience to open their minds and "be accepting of different people." Fair enough, but then he strayed into a story about how people called him gay because he wears his jeans "the fresh way." Dude, stay on topic.
Click through for the video (he starts yammering around the 1:45 mark).
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "This wiener just pushed on my head all day long." — Molly, Sunset Tan

Sally Kern’s back! The Oklahoma lawmaker, who gained national prominence for her anti-gay stance, lashed again yesterday, this time trying to awkwardly justify her hateful ways:
Tuesday’s remarks were made at the Cleveland County Republican Club where she once again repeated her opposition to gay marriage and homosexuality. She opened by saying she was a 'cultural warrior for Judeo-Christian values.'

Neil Patrick Harris graces the latest cover of gay glossy Out. And, like the mensch we know he is, the dreamboat actor revealed the quiet trials and tribulations of his otherwise well-documented life. A taste:

Remember when the gossip columns were filled with plants about Chace Crawford — the Gossip Girl star whose publicist wasn't pleased that he was being labeled a big 'mo — and his female relations?
Then rumors started that Crawford and co-star/roommate Ed Westwick shared more than just scripts?
Enter this obvious plotline:

Lance Bass’ new boyfriend, Sebastian Leal, has a wife. Yep, you read that right. The personal trainer, who has been dating the former boy bander for a few weeks, married a woman nine years ago and failed to get a divorce.

West Hollywood’s apparently not all happy and gay. From a Queerty reader:
Not sure exactly what started it, but last night at The Abbey in West Hollywood, last season Project Runway runner-up Rami Kashou was on the receiving end of a martini glass to the face.
After a brief scuffle, the guy who threw the glass was dragged out by security and Rami, drenched from head to toe in blood, left by ambulance.
ALL IN THE NAME OF PUBLICITY "A year ago, he was throwing down gay-hate; now Isaiah Washington is ponying up for them? So it appears, according to Outsports, which says that the gay f-bomb-dropper has given some serious cash to a fund that's working to stop the anti-gay-marriage amendment in California."

Al Reynolds, a washed up Wall Streeter who was once married to washed up talk show host Star Jones, took to YouTube yesterday in an attempt to share the “real” Reynolds. Or, as he puts it, “The Al Reynolds You Don’t Know.” Did we ask?
Far too self-important to speak into the camera — so pedestrian! — Reynolds instead speaks with a journalist, who asks the hard-hitting, tabloid ready questions, like “Are you gay?” The answer, of course, is a long-winded, tortuous and overly prepared “no.” It begins thusly:




