There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Sugar Magnolia's wild night with KISS. CONTINUED »
I subjected myself to A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila last night for the good of Reality Bytes, but by the time it was all over I was in the fetal position praying it was just a nightmare. It wasn't. The final four took Tila to their hometowns, where we learned that the desperate apple doesn't fall far from the famewhoring tree. One of the contestant's fathers got a little too excited while Tila performed fellatio on a pickle, and, at another house, one of the mothers showed her Gene Simmons-style tongue. Classy.
The most traumatizing visit was in New Jersey, where Tila convinced Jay's mom and step-mom to make out with each other. Then they showed their boobs to Tila like she was Joe Francis and they wanted a free T-shirt. To end the evening, the entire family gathered in the hot tub for a massive orgy. I wish I were kidding.
Dare we say libidinous creep Gene Simmons actually looks handsome as a bald man?
Kiss bassist/celebrity apprentice/father/creep Gene Simmons loves to play the role of experienced Lothario in television interviews and on his reality show Family Jewels, but a new sex-tape of the self-touted love god penetrating an Australian model called "Elsa" is burning up the Internets and belying his Don Juan fairytales.
For instance, can you believe the Tongued One keeps his t-shirt and black socks on while having intercourse (and Elsa her flip-flops!)? And watch throughout as the poor girl refuses to kiss him! Oh, the life of a rock superstar.
Simmons' penis? We'll just say, if he hasn't already, he should take out a major policy on that tongue.
Contrary to early speculation, Paris Hilton will not be a participant in Donald Trump's newest foray into prime time mediocrity, Celebrity Apprentice. Contrary to good taste, the show will go on. Beyond the jump, the participants.
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Here, Nick Simmons, spawn of Gene, proves without a doubt that tongue characteristics are predetermined by genetics more than I ever could have imagined. Let's hope he doesn't also inherit his father's penchant for chauvinism.
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