DID 'SOUTH PARK' FINALLY GO TOO FAR? "Returning with new episodes as part of its 12th season, 'South Park' didn't level its aim at presidential candidates … Instead, the series had Hollywood heavyweights George Lucas and Steven Spielberg directly in sights. … Matt Parker and Trey Stone completely dismantled the worldwide hit 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.' The boys of 'South Park' spend much of the episode struggling to come to grips with the raping of Indiana Jones. … each scene builds upon the other, with Spielberg and Lucas eventually becoming two rednecks in the woods who demand Indy 'squeal like a pig' as the pair humiliates and degrades a cinematic icon. A Stormtrooper gets it even worse, prompting the 'South Park' police to lock up the directors to prevent such travesties from happening again. … was continually — and graphically — having Spielberg and Lucas violently rape Indiana Jones too far?"

Update: After the jump, the rape scene in question.

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WHAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR FERGIE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR AMERICA "First word on Barack Obama's historic nomination acceptance speech from a bevy of celebrities in attendance was decidedly partisan: 'It was excellent,' Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie said. 'It was amazing.' 'Incredible,' said Jessica Alba simply, before joining Fergie, Rosario Dawson, Wilmer Valderrama and Kerry Washington at a private exit from Invesco Field. Alba was at the speech with husband Cash Warren. Other celebrities in attendance included George Lucas with girlfriend Mellody Hardon and his daughter, Forest Whitaker with wife Keisha and Star Jones, and Daniel Dae Kim of 'Lost,' who posed for pictures with the Hawaii delegation."

We show you a picture of an event and you guess where it’s taking place: New York, LA or London. Simple, right? No peeking.

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• Bobby Brown is a violent homophobe. [Queerty]

• Doctor reveals that Paris isn't really emotionally stable. [DListed]

• Jessica Alba's got a nice body. [HT]

• Scientologists are rabid lunatics. [ICYDK]

• Kim Kardashian realizing that humping losers on camera might have some consequences. [Yeeeah]

• George Lucas is slightly aloof. [CityRag]