• Brad Altman made an honest man out of Sulu. [DListed]

• Since when is 15-year-old Nick Jonas rumored to be dating Kim Kardashian? [ICYDK]

• Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag debut the latest Hollywood trend. [HT]

• Britney Spears threw a birthday party for her two kids; everyone survived. [PS]

• Nicole Kidman isn't letting anyone catch a glimpse of daughter Sunday Rose. [INO]

• A brief description of Matthew McConaughey's new Oscar-worthy movie: "The dude needs a wave, and there’s never been a drought like this." [Yeeeah]

In the wake of California's decision to lift its ban on gay marriage, George Takei, the Japanese American actor who played Mr Sulu on Star Trek, has announced that he will soon marry his partner and manager, Brad Altman.

Takei and Altman have been together for 21 years and they love each other very much. Clearly, their wedding will be a tremendous blow to family values.

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I got a special treat for you today: two clips from the upcoming (but already happened in real life) Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner. Both of the bits are interruped by mothingf-ing crazy man Andy Dick, who both terrifies and fascinates me, especially since he bit a Page Six reporter at this event. Also, I lived most of my college career convinced one of my best friends licked his nipple at a club only to find out many years later that it was a lie. Ha-HA, you are so outed.

Above we have the always hilarious Patton Oswalt and after the jump is a great clip from George Takei's bit. That Motorboatin' Sonuvabitch. My loved nerdbots will appreciate these two bits greatly. Again, both clips involved Andy Dick's tongue and people's faces. Cocaine's a helluva drug.

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