With a recent spate of indefinite Hollywood pregnancies solidifying the numbers, it's safe to say unmentionable baby bumps are at an all-time high. With that, let's look back at the best ones ever, because that's what people do when things are popular.
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With Bush's job approval rating at a solid 33 percent, thereby leaving little fear of righteous retribution from conservatives unwilling to bash the President, Ann Coulter has lowered her guns from 9/11 widows and is now taking aim on the POTUS:
"President George W. Bush is evidently the first mentally retarded person to get a Harvard M.B.A., graduate from the U.S. Air Force Flight School, be elected governor of Texas and then be elected President of the United States twice. I guess this is what they call 'mainstreaming,'" Coulter writes in her new book, "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans."
The Coulter Conservative: Willing to plunk down hard earned cash for bloated "retard" jokes. If Ann's fans had any brains, they'd read bathroom stalls; that's a lot cheaper, and you know how much they hate to spend money.
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• What an interesting way to call a man a "pussy." [BWE]
• Thanks for the El Debarge update, guys. I was starting to get worried. [DListed]
• This guy's lucky Friends is still on, considering Joey was canceled, though later than it should have been. [ICYDK]
• If she went this far without having the mole removed, I'd hope she wouldn't get breast implants. [HT]
• Was Owen Wilson on heroin? Is anyone giving him his privacy like he asked? Does he do heroin in private? [Yeeeah]
• Posh Spice fake nipples. [Source]
Today, the New York Daily News presented at length an upcoming book called The Confidante: Condoleezza Rice and the Creation of the Bush Legacy. And while its tactful title initially leads one to believe the work could be pertinent – maybe even smart – the words from its pages paint a different, Dice Clay-ian picture. Take, for example, this yarn about a Stanford professor demonstrating for some friends how taut Condi's ass is:
Wanting to show his partner how firm Rice's behind was, Blacker postulated that if he aimed a quarter at her butt, it would bounce right off like a rocket.
"He was right," says Kessler. "[Rice] didn't realize what he had done until everyone was laughing hysterically. She was flattered and proud."
Hear that? She wanted it. Awesome, Professor Date Rape! And how about this:
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• You're trying to tell me there's something gay about a John Waters movie with cross-dressing? That's a stretch. [DListed]
• Based on fuzzy science and bad math, I've concluded that babies born in prison are 78 percent more likely to be one of those adults that eats sugar packets. [ICYDK]
• I would have taken a Paris pardon over this shit. [MWN]
• No, seriously, why did Kurt Russell ever change his look? [CityRag]
• Pete finds a non-narcotics-related way to let Kate down. Is that the seventh step? [Yeeeah]
• Entourage does suck, doesn't it? [BWE]
• I remember when Moose was saying this crap about you, Screech. You've changed, man. [BWE]
• According to time, Justin Timberlake shapes our world more than George W Bush. [Time]
• Everything's classy in Fiddy's house, says the real estate agent, "except the stripper poles." [Jossip]
• Jada swears Katie's not being held against her will, while also crossing her fingers so that those in the know will know she is speaking under duress. [ASL]
• Black girls don't go wild for free. [SH]
• He's such a bad dancer it's like he's mocking them. [BWE]
• Celine Dion's duet with a dead man made me wish that I, too, could be a dead man. [ICYDK]
• Hugh Grant taking a cue from Red Foxx and willing beans and disease on a photog. [CityRag]
• Out of all the people in the world to make death threats upon, this guy chooses the most insidious: Hilary Duff. [Yeeeah]
• Pamela Anderson goes back to the beach. [HT]
• Fergie's hanging at her new home looking mortgalicious (Get it? Everything "ilicious" with this chick.). [PopSugar]
• A piece by Editor Cord Jefferson. [Filter]
George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld in happier, more upward looking times. So, another couple bites the dust (originally reported by Comedy Central, naturally).
I know this isn't really my territory (although I was a Politics major in college, weird), but my question is: Who is the Britney and who is the Kevin? Which one is the Reese to the cheating Ryan? Is there an Angelina?!?
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