• Hilary Swank does a pretty spot-on Ellen DeGeneres impression. [ICYDK]
• Gerard Butler left Kate Hudson's Halloween party with two "sexy" vampires. Ugh. [INO]
• Mariah Carey's new music video could put toddlers to sleep in 5 seconds flat. [DListed]
• Cindy Crawford makes a great Amy Winehouse. [Yeeeah]
• Halle Berry's new haircut. Alert the media! [PS]
• Hugh Hefner's former Top Bunny before she made it big (pun intended). [HT]
• Because you can never have too many heartwarming tales involving animals. [DListed]
• Something's off with Nicole Richie's body proportions. [HT]
• Pink says she's "proud" to be mistaken for a lesbian: "I don’t care. I love to challenge people’s preconceptions." Fair enough. [Yeeeah]
• The "Izzie's getting killed off of Grey's Anatomy!" rumors are making a comeback. We're still on board with anything involving less Katherine Heigl. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Aniston sinks her claws back into Gerard Butler. Why can't everyone just leave G.But alone? [PS]
• Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have a rule stating they can't go more than a week without seeing each other. It's similar to Paris' other rule that she can't go a day without being photographed. [INO]
Dear Shanna Moakler,
Don't you have an ex-boyfriend/husband who is recovering from a near-fatal plane crash? Shouldn't you be helping him through these trying times? We highly doubt Travis Barker said, "Please, Shanna, go make out with Gerard Butler at the opening of a new Hollywood nightclub on Monday night while I rest here in this hospital bed. It will make me feel better and speed up my recovery."
Let's put it this way: Hands off our G.But.
XOXO,
Mollygood
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Like a Wizard of Oz cast member in Bizarro World, Anna Wintour has spent its whole life making itself into a cold tin shell with a high heel where its heart should be, so it can't feel love. But if it could, according to the New York Post, it would feel it for Gerard Butler: "'She thinks he's amazing,' a source said. 'She talks about him all the time.'"
Oooooooh! If this is true, it means that the Wintour is so totally over its summertime crush on sunken-eyed tennis pro Roger Federer. Butler needs to hurry and trade a joint-oiling session for some Vogue coverage before Wintour Number Five's eye wanders again.
Related: Isn't "amazing" overused?
LAW TO BE WATSON TO DOWNEY JR'S HOLMES? "In what has become a guessing game that may have piqued the interest of the great detective himself, the latest name to surface in the who-will-play-Watson merry-go-round is Jude Law. Variety reports that Law is negotiating to join Robert Downey Jr. in Guy Ritchie’s 'Sherlock Holmes' after a host of other names like Russell Crowe, Gerard Butler and Colin Farrell were tied to the project via Internet rumors."
Jennifer Aniston just recently broke up with John Mayer, but not to worry — she's already found comfort in the arms of the beautiful Gerard Butler. Ugh. Says a spy at the Toronto International Film Festival:
[It] didn’t take long for the two of them to gravitate towards each other, ending up with their heads bent together in a flirty, intimate conversation. At one point I’m told his hand was placed on that sexy part of the thigh. He was also spotted rubbing her shoulder and back, leaning in close to her ear, and she of course was returning his attraction with that patented hairplay she’s perfected over the years.
That whole lame scenario just sounds like a bad movie. Which would explain why Jennifer Aniston's involved. Zing!
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Madonna has some sort of obsession with the rear ends of Hollywood's finest, having first given a B12 shot to Justin Timberlake's behind and then following suit with Gerard Butler. Our future husband said he was sick on the set of a Guy Ritchie film when Madonna decided to play nurse:
Well, she was amazing. She just said, 'Drop your pants.' I stood there with my little bottom out, and she gave me a shot in the bum! … It didn't work at all — I got more sick! But I appreciated the effort.
We have to hand it to Madonna: The whole B12 shot thing is pretty ingenious. Hope she doesn't mind if we steal it.
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Tired of movies depicting war as pointless and agonizing instead of thrilling and sexy the way it really is? Well today's your lucky, bloody day, killer.
Legendary Pictures has confirmed it is developing a "300" follow-up for Warner Bros. that Frank Miller is writing and Zack Snyder is intended to direct.
Miller is writing the graphic novel the project will be based upon, although at this point it's not clear whether it will be a prequel or spinoff. Most of the characters, including Gerard Butler's King Leonidas, died in the original, making a follow-up tricky.
Snyder won't officially commit until after he sees Miller's take, but he's definitely interested, and the prospect of his involvement already has fanboys in a tizzy.
Finally, another project honoring those heroic Spartans, who bravely slaughtered handicapped babies and old people. Here's to hoping this one isn't washed clean of the part about how the men had sex with the boys.
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• Gerard Butler is searching for his "dream girl" who he says disappeared during a date a few years ago. OK, fine. It was me. [ICYDK]
• Rich people have problems, too: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel fight over refrigerator space. [INO]
• Blake Lively's puppy is not above peeing on her owner, now matter how famous she may be. [PS]
• Janet Jackson manages to look both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time. [SH]
• Mario Lopez on Eva Longoria: "We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody." Not like that's stopped him before. [DListed]
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A day after Katherine Heigl announced she was pulling her name from the Emmy race because she wasn't "given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination," a Grey's Anatomy insider fired back with some choice words of his/her own:
The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material? It's an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.
We would kill to be a fly on the wall when filming begins for next season.
At right: This is how we picture Katherine — in between shooting scenes for The Ugly Truth — on the set of every project.
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Last evening, everyone from Samuel L Jackson to Dane Cook (yeesh) turned out for the annual MTV Movie Awards, that glorious time of year when the network transforms itself from being simply a constant commercial for bad pop culture into a vastly more obvious constant commercial for bad pop culture.
Highlights of the evening included very high-minded comedy like a fat guy chasing Sarah Silverman (brilliant!) to Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen kissing (I mean, men kissing—can you believe it?).
The most inexplicable photo grouping of the night must be Chris Tucker, Victoria Beckham and Bruce Willis, whose mere proximity to one another must have led to a completely unnecessary picture. I guess it's up to you to name the star, the has-been and the never-was.
PS Megan Fox, the awe-inducing beauty from Transformers, will be the new "it" girl. I'm calling "it."
There's a lot more pictures after this jump.
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