• Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States…in unsalted butter. [NYT]

• Brandy ran her car into the car of a woman who may or may not have been dead already and all she got was this lousy link announcing her absolution. [DListed]

• New moratorium for '08: No more talking about "nipple slips." Get resolute on this one, people. [HT]

• Spencer Pratt again belying his villainous Hills role with kind actions. WTF? [ICYDK]

• Giada talks about babies. Not cooking them, but having them, which is not as interesting. [INO]

• See what we're saying about "nipple slip"? We're done with it. You be done with it, too. Please? [CityRag]

They even have the same largish heads and teeny, tiny hands.

• Since he can't screw them he's taken to screwing with them. [DListed]

• Brooke Burke in another bikini. I wonder if she has warm ones for the winter. [HT]

• Don't you dare say anything about Giada, you cruel harlots! [Glitterati]

• Christian Bale promises Heath Ledger will be doing a "different" Joker. Which just means worse than Jack Nicholson. [ICYDK]

• George Michael being a vanguard in the gay community and refusing to get an HIV test. And the band plays on! [Yeeeah]

• "Oh, drugs drugs! Then, yes!" [CityRag]