
The gay media watchdogs over at GLAAD have been watching an upcoming episode of FX’s 30 Days - and they don’t like what they see.
A forthcoming episode of the series, which transplants people into new lives for a month, features an anti-gay woman who trade places with a child-rearing lesbian. Cue dramatic music…

• Selfish prick Al Sharpton figures the best way to protest the acquittal of the three police officers who killed Sean Bell is by "shutting down" New York City, home to 8 million people with lives and issues of their own. Thanks, Al. [SH]
• "One actor asked the woman why she loves [Clay Aiken] so much, she answered the only way a crazed Claymate would answer, 'He is the Savior.'" [DListed]
• According to the gays, Ugly Betty is the best comedy on television. Blue Collar TV was robbed again! [PS]
• What does Elizabeth Hurley do? Is she a model? Is she a zombie? [HT]
• James Bwunt huwt his wittew fingew! [INO]
• The Iceman is melting. (We don't know how we do it. It just comes to us.) [ICYDK]
• Heather Locklear was caught momentarily making an unattractive face. Now everyone's making fun of her. Being famous sure is awesome, huh? [Yeeeah]
• Reese Witherspoon has cut out her plastic bag consumption, which is nice of her. [CityRag]
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY "Mel Gibson has called Heath Ledger's death this week a 'tragic loss.' But in recent years, Gibson had distanced himself from [Ledger]…after the Aussie star ignored his advice not to play a gay cowboy in 'Brokeback Mountain'…The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) branded Gibson as homophobic after a December 1991 interview in which he told Spanish newspaper El País: '[Gays] take it up the ass.' Gesturing toward his posterior, he added, 'This is only for taking a shit.'"

Does anyone else ever feel things like this might be set up by GLAAD to subtly get out the message to heterosexual males that, no matter how much we protest, we're all at least a little gay?
Lady looks like a dude, after the jump.
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Jerry Lewis is at it again. Last night, during his annual MDA telethon, the comic blurted out "fag" on live television while doing a bit with an invisible family. As he slipped back into consciousness, Lewis appeared to second-guess using a hateful slur when trying to drum up charitable donations. He quickly scolded himself and moved along to a salvo of boos from the audience. In related news, this year's telethon saw an 8,000 percent increase in contributions from Georgia.
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Page Six is reporting that Ivanka Trump is secretly in the running for the vacant spot on The View, left open weeks ago after the mercurial Rosie O'Donnell departed.
The National Enquirer reports that Barbara Walters wants to hire the "hottie with brains" to stick it to Paris Hilton and her parents for their shabby treatment of her when they were trying to sell the Paris post-prison interview. But our sources say Walters is still sore at Donald Trump for calling her a liar during his feud with O'Donnell and will never hire a Trump. "It ain't gonna happen," said one insider. Still in the running: Gale King, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin and another longshot, Mario Cantone.
Not sure "hottie with brains" is an accurate description. But that aside: Mario Cantone? Hey, GLAAD, The View is considering gay guys as hosts for an all female show, meaning that they're subtly saying gay dudes are practically not men. Hello?


