American Idol reject Michael Johns signed autographs outside the Fuse TV studios for a little kid who seemingly mistook him for Gnarls Barkley.

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That the best revenge is to live well is an absolute certainty. To see enemies content is frustrating enough, but to see them flourish is even more sickening (Gore Vidal even hated to see his pals accomplish big things, famously saying, "Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.") So why does Justin Timberlake—one of music's biggest current successes—still get pleasure from publicly humiliating Britney Spears, his ex, whose name and career have been sullied ad infinitum?

In these videos above, taken at a recent UK concert, Timberlake covers Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" and changes the lyrics to "They tried to make her go to rehab and she said no, no, no." Next, he does the Gnarls Barkley hit "Crazy," singing, "I remember when, I remember when she lost her mind." Of course there's room for speculation as to whom he's referencing, but it seems fairly obvious.

Apparently living well isn't the best revenge for Justin. Being a stupid, bitter, malicious crybaby is. I think that's crazy.

I heard a rumor that yesterday the Coachella festival saw about 75,000 people come through the gates. In case of emergency, that's a frightening number (Great White, anyone?), and, visually, it's such a never-ending mass of bodies that everyone starts to blend together and look like one thing: an obstacle preventing you from reaching beer, bands or the bathroom in a timely manner.

Thus, celebrity spotting is a pretty futile game here. And, as these pictures can attest, oftentimes when you do see someone from television or the movies, they're gone in a flash.

Up above is the shoulder of Kelly Osbourne, and to the right are the backs of Mischa Barton and Nicky Hilton. The only decent shot I got was of Danger Mouse, the super producer probably most well known as one half of Gnarls Barkley. It was, 'Crazy!'

And yeah, Paris Hilton was here and she walked right past me with an entourage of about eight. Guess what: she looked exactly like every other blond girl running around here saying "fierce." That's a fact.

Man, do I love The Smoking Gun's section of Artist Backstage Riders. How else would I know of Ashlee Simpson's demand for throat losenges or everyone's specific beer of choice? Or, for instance as we see above, that one of the members of Gnarls Barkley needs a box of Magnum Condoms backstage at every show. The second member, on the other hand, just wants some f-ing tube socks. Rock star. Well, at least I know what I'm bringing to throw on stage if I ever make it to see them live.

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• David Beckham took off his shirt. No, there's not really a story there. Just lots and lots of photos. [JustJared]

• Christina Aguilera isn't a stripper she just plays one in the movies. And in her videos. And in magazines. And in live performances. [WWTDD]

• Paris Hilton's Album isn't coming out anytime soon. She wants some more time to completely destroy great songs; this time it's Gnarls Barkley "Crazy". [The Superficial]

• You know how fun it is to watch friends fight in public? Now there are some photos of Brooke Burke and David Charvet going at it. Awkward. [Hollywood Rag]

• I always knew that Mary-Kate Olsen had a little Michael Jackson in her. I mean, we've all seen how she gets down. [PITNB]

• Tom Cruise's kids aren't allowed to watch tv or movies. This is most likely to protect them from seeing their father act like a madman and ruin his career. [Best Week Ever]