When you have enough money to slice, stretch and stuff your aging face and body at will, all in an attempt to compete with the little girls your philandering ex-husband dates, and you do not, you're a breath of fresh air. If you do that and you dedicate your later years to human rights, you're a last gulp of oxygen on a sinking ship.
• Nicholas Cage may mope his way through all of his movies, but take off his shirt and you realize he is still pretty bad-ass. [JustJared]
• Christina Aguilera has already backed out of her fued with Mariah Carey. Weak catfight sauce, ladies. [WWTDD]
• Apparently Matt Leinart's new teammates aren't too impressed that he managed to bed Paris Hilton. After all, they will be sharing a shower with the guy. [The Superficial]
• Trying to steal Jay-Z from Beyonce. Rihanna, please. [D Listed]
• According to College Humor, Connie Chung is less sexy than the Flavor of Love gigls? Come on. [College Humor]
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