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You Can't Turn a Gigolo Into a Husband

• Yes, that's Mr. Mariah Carey up there bragging about how he's always surrounded by lots and lots of "hos." [Queerty]

• "If Nell Kellty learned how to make crack from mayonnaise, weeds and dirt, she would probably look like Wino in these pictures." [DListed]

• Amy Winehouse has been arrested after the Sun obtained a video showing her possessing and doing crack. This is the second time something like this has happened to her. [PS]

• Stella McCartney has been tapped to design Scarlett Johansson's wedding dress. Will it be white? [INO]

• David Hasselhoff has finally realized Hollywood is a predatory business, and it only took 30 years and an alcohol dependency. [ICYDK]

• "You Go Girl" goes nationwide. [CityRag]

May 7, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 3 Responses
Paris Hilton vs Moscow Hyatt
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Graffiti is so hip anymore, cool dudes! Hip enough that even the least hip person in the world who thinks she's very hip is doing it.

Island of a human being Paris Hilton has been banned from the Hyatt hotel in Moscow after taking to the wall of her $16,000 a night presidential suite to scrawl "Paris Moscow 2008," vandalism she then posed next to for a picture. The hotel fined Hilton $9,000 and told her to never come back, which is much hipper than graffiti.

Apr 23, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 14 Responses