Shooting victim, ex-con and rap mogul 50 Cent recently told Vibe magazine that he's out of the groupie game. The "Wankster" mastermind says that every time a naked female fan hides out in his hotel room and tries to get a glimpse of his magic stick (this has happened more than once?), he summarily shows them the door.

I've been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet - naked. … Hell, no! Are you kidding me? That's like Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun for some people, but I don't want no [bleep] that costs $50. There's too many people that got $50.

God, we love the irony of a high-minded grandee using an unpublishable euphemism when describing his standards for women.

Now let's play a fun game of Guess That Offensive Slang Term. Participation is simple: Just guess what you think an ascetic, classy chap like 50 Cent calls good good when speaking with people who will publish his words for millions to read.