Time for another fun round of "Guess That Bleep." In today's New York Post, Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan's lover, says Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is "one of the more disgusting human beings in the world because of what he does … He's a [bleep]bag."

The guy certainly is a bag of something, but what? Our vote: "He's a mommy issues-bag." What do you think?

Yay! Time for another game of Guess That Bleep. Much like with Mad Libs, your job is to find the appropriate word or phrase to fill in the space left vacant by mass media's increasingly arbitrary standards of decency.

Today's is a doozy:

Which cocaine-loving actress is said to be relying on her closeted husband to meet guys? A source says that when they were at a party recently, the hubby asked a fellow guest, "Do you want to [bleep] my wife? Because you can.”

Gawd, how awful are famous people?

Anyway, our guess is, "Do you want to get a great blueberry muffin recipe from my wife? Because you can." Your turn; have fun with it.