It was a beautiful day for a stroll in Chicago for Angelina Jolie and one of her clan. Can you guess which member of her adopted brood she's toting around?
Isn't the entire purpose of thongs and the like to be hidden deep in your ass so that mindless people who might otherwise deem you unworthy because of panty lines will like you? Therefore, why pick the wedgie? The wedgie is inherent in the garment. You literally asked for a wedgie, so keep you hands outta there.
By putting a Maltese cross on your groin you're basically saying "Fuck loyalty, piety, frankness, bravery, contempt of death, helpfulness towards the poor and the sick, respect for the church, glory and honor." I'm not a very penitent man, but what's your problem, dude? Or are you just guilty of the sin of adorning yourself with symbols you have absolutely no understanding of?
Who's smart enough to know that spending a lot of money on suits with silk screened skulls on them and Louis Vuitton toothbrush holders is an absurd waste?
Wigs are terrible enough on "hot" guys who have to rely on their deteriorating looks to get dates, but when they're on unappealing has-beens, it's like a dude with genital warts swearing he's good in bed.
Doesn't matter anymore, bro.
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