Amy Winehouse chatted up the paparazzi this morning and — oops! — forgot to install her disastrous beehive stashed with drugs, thus disproving our theory that she would look better without that rat's nest on top of her head. Instead, she appears just as lost and near-death as ever.
On another note: Check out the photo (after the jump) of her growling out her window at a passerby. Love her or hate her, we can all agree that she would be the most terrifying neighbor ever, right? CONTINUED »
IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A HAIRDRESSER "Jessica Simpson's rep has confirmed the singer's hairstylist Ken Paves was rushed to the hospital early Sunday morning after being injured by paparazzi. … As Simpson and her entourage were leaving L.A. eatery Madeo, they were mobbed by photographers. In the madness, one snapper hit Paves near his eye with a part of a camera, leaving him with blood trickling down his face."
A band of poodles showed up last night at the NYC screening of Filth and Wisdom, a Madonna-directed short film about gypsies. Seriously, why were Madge and Lindsay Lohan trying so desperately to look alike? Although, to be fair, they do appear to be about the same age.
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Britney Spears was welcomed by a throng of paparazzi when she arrived in New York City this week, but the singer didn't experience the usual fanfare when she stopped by NYC radio station Z-100 to promote her new single — because nobody knew she was coming. According to a station rep, the crew randomly "received a call from the Spears camp saying she was just two blocks away and wanted to come in" — and she was only accompanied by manager Larry Rudolph. Well, we're pleased to see that she needs just one person around to reign in the crazy.
The interview included a segment where Brit got nostalgic about the old days, before she lost her mind: "I wish I still had my apartment here … I love [New York City]." We agree that she would perhaps be less of a freak show in Manhattan, but we would prefer the madness to stay on the opposite side of the country. Besides, her poor kids have enough to worry about without having to move thousands of miles away from their not-so-stable environment.
Meanwhile, Brit hit up a Broadway show last night and looked as good as ever. You can't even tell she has a rat's nest on her head! Things are looking up.
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Oh, dear. Britney Spears, bless her heart, has gone back to her abusive ex-boyfriend, The Wig. She was spotted with him last night in LA after reportedly filming a music video all day. We're hoping it was just for the set, but why on earth would a stylist think it's a great idea to stick a wig on Britney Spears? That's just asking for a relapse.
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Victoria Beckham showed off her new haircut at the Marc Jacobs show last night in NYC. Our prediction: One of these days she's just going to shave it all off, a la Britney.
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Yes, Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin has a lot on her plate: a pregnant teen daughter, a son on his way to Iraq, an infant with Down syndrome and a looming national election.
But must her hair suffer?
BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS 'CHIC' LIKE A SIDE PONY "Kim Vo … told E! News exclusively that he just may be creating three VMA looks for [Britney Spears]. … The first look would obviously be for the red carpet. Vo says he and Brit are still 'feeling out' ideas about how that will look. The second style would be for the show itself, probably something 'more chic, like a side ponytail.' And look No. 3 would be for her PERFORMANCE! That’s right, we said performance. For such an event, Vo and Brit want something 'more quintessential Britney.'"
Here's something Paris Hilton is going to love: Kitty Wigs. Seriously. We're talking about wigs for cats. Why the hell anyone would stick a head of fake hair on their cat is beyond us, but here's what the creators have to say: "Kitty Wigs are a fun prop to be used to enhance playtime with your feline friends. They're especially fun for photo sessions." Sounds like a death wish.
Click through for photos of all four styles, along with the most ridiculous descriptions ever. (My cat has no interest in looking tan, thankyouverymuch.) CONTINUED »
OK, here's something that needs to end: complaining about Lourdes Ciccone Leon's hairy face. Not only is she a prepubescent girl (11) who shouldn't be worrying about looking pretty, it's important to remember that it's not a bad thing to have physical eccentricities. In fact, one of history's most famous and accomplished artists, Frida Kahlo, kept a unibrow very similar to Lourdes' her entire life, letting her tremendous work – not her grooming – prove her merit.
When is everyone going to realize that human oddity shouldn't be mocked or pitied, but celebrated? I hope to whatever gods are out there that this little girl not only knows she looks weird, but also revels in that fact; because that would mean she's already stronger than most people twice her age, especially the ones who think they're doing her a favor by imploring her to pluck her eyebrows like a "normal" person.
Eva Longoria, seen here strolling around Los Angeles in a bid to attract the paparazzi's attention, debuted a new haircut yesterday. Naturally, it's up to the readers to decide whether it's Ken Paves' usual high-quality work.
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This is the first time in who knows how long that we've looked at a photo of Britney Spears and didn't feel the urge to bathe. Look at that smile! Look at the hair! Look at the small portion of a seemingly cute outfit! It brings a tear to our eye. Meanwhile, her plans to appear in a video on Madonna's tour have been postponed because Madonna's busy shacking up with A-Rod. Or maybe it had something to do with technical issues. We can't remember.
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Oh no! It seems Mario Lopez’s twisted world of lies has come crashing down:
Recently named to a magazine’s hot bachelor list, Mario was asked during the accompanying interview if he “manscapes,” which means removing excess body hair via waxing, shaving, laser or plucking. He responded, “Not at all. That’s the Latin Indian blood in me. My Dad has a hairy chest, but I don’t.”
J'accuse, Mario!
Words used in this article to describe the haircut at right: headturning, standout, this decade's "Rachel," challenging, radical, classic, rebel, fresh, confident, nice, punky, cutting-edge
Words needed to describe the haircut at right: short, white
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We're not losing our hair anytime soon and that makes us happy, because, sure, we like having hair. But, glad as we are to not be bald, we'll never understand comments like this recent one from Gwyneth Paltrow:
I was very, very attached to my hair. I grew it when I was pregnant. I still had hair from when my father was alive. I made it like a talisman. And then I was ready to let go of it, and so I chopped it off and … aaah!
Hair as a talisman? Traumatic haircuts? What is it with you hair people? Seriously, tell us. We want to know.
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OK, just got this e-mail from a – not joking – Ms Goon, asking if I'd like to cover an event in which women will be hawking hair dye made especially for pubes. "Let me know if you’re interested in attending, covering or need high res images, thanks!" she shouts. I, of course, am not interested, and I can't imagine what type of person would be after reading a description like this:
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