America's most famous married pornographers, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, are said to be working on a new filmed project: a reality show for digital trough E!.
To describe the show, one "insider" says, "Think Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's show, but with a crazier family life." Actually, we'd prefer to not!
Hans Klok, the disappearing Dutch magician currently dazzling Vegas audiences with that magnificent hair, has come out as gay for the second time in his life. You see, though already out in Europe, Klok was advised by several Americans – including his assistant, Pamela Anderson – to lie about his sexuality.
Despite his previous success as an openly gay performer, Klok says that several people, including Anderson, advised him to hide his sexual orientation until he was better known in the U.S.
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So, just a few days after [his show] opened on June 1st, Klok told The Howard Stern Show that he was straight.
Great advice, Pamela Anderson! It's not the red, white and blue if you don't hate yourself at least a little. And everybody knows how intolerant American audiences are of gay magicians.
The children Anderson now have even more to worry about than the great potential they will one day see their father penetrating their mother, as frightening (but unsurprising) reports are surfacing of Pamela's unhealthy Vegas binges and loves.
"She parties almost every night," our source said. "She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she's got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don't think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate." The increasingly haggard pin-up has gotten even wilder now that she's hanging with Paris Hilton's sex-tape partner, Rick Salomon. "They went wild over the VMA weekend," the spy added. "I just watched them party with my jaw open." Anderson's two boys with Tommy Lee, Dylan and Brandon, are mostly taken care of by her brother or mother while she stars in Hans Klok's magic show in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, she's telling pals alternately that she is either engaged or already married to Salomon, whom she's only known about six weeks.
Fun! Sounds like she's turning hepatitis into hip-atitis! I mean, c'mon, people, she's only a 40-year-old mother of two with a very serious illness. What do you Nazis want from her?
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Pamela Anderson has momentarily halted the rumor mill by publicly declaring her love for Hans Klok, the magician in whose show Anderson is performing.
The Baywatch star, whose divorce from second husband Kid Rock was finalized earlier this year (07), is currently performing as Dutchman Klok's assistant in his Planet Hollywood Hotel & Casino show, The Beauty Of Magic.
When asked by U.S. TV chat show host Craig Ferguson if she's dating Klok, Anderson replied, "There's a lot of love backstage. It's very physical, it's very loving."
The two hideous narcissists said this relationship was the best way they could think of to fuck themselves.
More of the identical couple after the jump.
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