Lindsay Lohan appears in the upcoming December issue of Harper's Bazaar to clear up all that talk about lesbianism and Samantha Ronson. Except — surprise! — nothing gets cleared up whatsoever.
When asked if she's been with a girl before, she answers: "I don't know. Maybe." When asked if she's bisexual, she answers: "Maybe." When asked if she's a lesbian, she answers: "No."
Harper's Bazaar neglected to print the final question, which was, "Are you a pathetic, attention-seeking famewhore?" to which she answered, "Yes."
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Samantha, Mark and Charlotte Ronson grace the pages of the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar in a fairly boring article that only gets exciting when — who else? — Lindsay Lohan becomes the topic of conversation. Naturally, Sam played coy: "I'm not going to talk about Lindsay because she's my friend, you know? She's great. She's also 22 years old. I think people forget that." Maybe people forget she's only 22 years old because she looks 40.
Tyra Banks has finally fulfilled her wish of making Barack Obama's run for the presidency all about her. In the September issue of Harper's Bazaar, TyTy poses as America's First Lady (God help us if that ever becomes a reality) and discusses how Barack's progress affected her.
When Barack won the nomination, I just started bawling. I started calling all these people, and everybody was talking to me like I was crazy. They’re like, ‘Well, he hasn’t won yet,’ but I’m like, ‘Yes, he has, because he’s gotten this far.'
And, because Tyra's the authority on all things presidential, she offered up her inane advice to Michelle Obama (to which Michelle is hopefully like, "No thanks").
I want [Michelle Obama] to not take herself too seriously. She’d need to know how to take a fierce picture, but at the same time be able to eat fried chicken, have grease on her fingers, and be okay with getting photographed like that, too.
Good news, everyone! Kanye West has yet another bone to pick with a random victim, but this time he forgot to use his caps lock key. Evidently Harper's Bazaar misrepresented a piece of artwork in Kanye's home in a feature on his decorating skills in the September 2007 issue. No, seriously. This was almost a year ago.
His delayed reaction via blog post says that the magazine staffers assumed a painting in his dining room depicted Kanye as an angel, but he's totally not like Ben Stiller's self-absorbed character in Dodgeball. First of all, how could anyone accuse Mr. West of being egotistical? Second, the thought of Kanye watching Dodgeball is a sight we would pay to see. Does he actually shut up for the entire 92 minutes or does he just hold up a mirror in front of the screen and admire himself?
The full (and slightly more coherent than usual) rant after the jump. CONTINUED »
Fake British dame Gwyneth Paltrow in the new Harper's Bazaar: "And you know, I don’t want to look like a mother who doesn’t care. For myself, for my work and for my relationship, I want to look good."
Hear that, fatties? You just don't want it enough. Why aren't you paying for the kind of trainer who makes you want it?
Happy Friday morning. Here's an outtake from Britney Spears' nudie Harper's photoshoot. Well, she still looks like an idiot to me. In the interview Brit admits that being pregant isn't all fun and games and that she is looking forward to getting back into shape after the second kid. Yup, being shuttled around by a group of handlers is more attractive than soiled diapers. I'm not going to hold my breath for Hot Momma Spears, but at least it sounds like she'll give it the ol' college try.
My jaw dropped when I saw this Britney Spears photoshoot, and certainly not in the same way it would have had these pictures surfaced before she systematically destroyed her hard-bodied self and her image. Someone retouched the crap out of these pictures and she still looks, well, wrong.
These pictures were taken for Harper's Bazaar, but scrapped by Britney because she didn't like the way they came out. Oops, sorry Brits, the internet has a way of getting its tentacles on just about everything that isn't supposed to be published. These shots must be an homage of sorts to Demi Moore's famous Vanity Fair cover, but at least when Demi orginally did the pregant nude magazine cover thang, she had the decency to keep her cleave out of it.
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