In its coverage of last night's Teen Choice Awards, E! Online calls Justin Timberlake "hunky." Question: Is that accurate? We thought "hunky" was reserved for guys like Vin Diesel and Harrison Ford. Isn't Justin Timberlake more like a cute hall monitor?
TAKING THE PLUNGE "Indiana Jones star Harrison Ford has proposed to long-term girlfriend Calista Flockhart of Ally McBeal fame."
INDIANA JONES AND THE SELF-INDULGENT COMEBACK "Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Paramount, 5.21) is locked and runs around two hours and twenty-something minutes. Screened for the first time only recently … the final elements will be sent to the printer next week, in part so the subtitled Cannes version can be prepared in time."
The Matt Damon-Jimmy Kimmel feud reaches new levels with the above video. Produced by Kimmel in response to girlfriend Sarah Silverman's "Fucking Matt Damon" song, this clip turns the tables, and with a whole lot of celebrity cameos.
We're going to fess up to getting goosebumps when the theme song kicked in because we trust you'll be as forthcoming.
Celebrities make too much money. Subjective, sure, but probably true. Truer still is that very often those fortunes are wasted in inglorious, ill-planned blazes.
But sometimes the millions serve a higher purpose; sixth homes declined in favor of the public that makes a celebrity a celebrity. Yet where are those figures in Star and the National Enquirer?
Screw Birkin bags, time for money that counts: political donations.
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• "Seriously, though, shoot me straight: They don't mind ya'll smoking some pot up north?" [DListed]
• Harrison Ford filming Indiana Jones and the Curse of Arthritic Joints. [HT]
• A WWE wrestler has killed his wife, his child and himself. I'm sure steroids played no part. [Yeeeah]
• Everyone's really LOLing about this "Dramatic Chipmunk" character, huh? [CityRag]
• Rosie the flower child gives her children bullets to play with. People cry "foul!" Trump smirks, demands steak be "bloodier." [ICYDK]
The results of the recent Harris Poll taken to garner the US's favorite movie star has proven that Americans have room in their hearts for both humble black people and virulent bigots.
Knocking Tom Hanks down a peg to second and topping this year's list for God-knows-what reason was Denzel Washington, despite the fact that his last movie was a mix of Minority Report, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, City of Angels and schlock. Here's some dialogue:
Doug Carlin (Denzel Washington): What if you had to tell someone the most important thing in the world, but you knew they'd never believe you?
Claire Kuchever (Love Interest): I'd try.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Breaking in at number five was America's other fave (non-threatening) black actor, Will Smith. The kicker is that Mel "Jews are responsible for all the wars" Gibson tied with Johnny Depp for seventh, beating out Harrison Ford and George Clooney. WHAAAAAAT THE EFFFFF?! Thank goodness Mengele didn't work much this year. I heard he's a real diva on the set.
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