Another Spencer Pratt nugget of wisdom:

It's jealousy, man. It's human. I'm jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters.

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Heidi Montag continues to inspire pure hatred in my soul, and this time she's doing it on the worst daytime talk show in the history of television: The Tyra Banks Show. She and Spencer Pratt are still talking about the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor — which is interesting, seeing as how she constantly insists that she's the bigger person and she's "praying" for LC. Also: She continues to rewrite history by claiming Lauren gave her an ultimatum simply because she didn't like Spencer. Um, Heidi? The reason she's not your friend is because of what you went on this show to talk about in the first place. I can't decide if she really believes what she spews out of that horse mouth of hers or if this is all part of her genius plan to drive me to insanity.

After the jump: Video of the entire Speidi-Tyra experience. Enter at your own risk.

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Perhaps the only worthwhile criticism of my criticism of Juno was that I hadn't seen it and therefore could not have an accurate and valid take on it. I disagreed, but, for the sake of argument, I saw it last night (not on my own dime, mind you). The verdict: yup, sucky.

"Honest to blog"? "Phuket, Thailand"? "I am for shizz up the spout"? "It makes his junk smell like pie"? (And I could go on like this!) It's not that people don't talk this way, it's that people who do are fucking annoying, as is sitting through hours of a movie whose main offerings are esoteric pop culture references and odd names for ordinary things ("pee stick" instead of "pregnancy test"). And the deus ex machina of Juno leaving the abortion clinic because it was a possibility the fetus had developed fingernails? It's just as irritating as it sounds.

To be sure, the movie was not without its moments, but neither was The Heartbreak Kid, and people had aneurysms when I said that "wasn't awful." So why were they so quick to herald Juno?

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