Hey, ladies, opportunity knocks! Are you willing to quash your dignity like Hayley Duff there and let a cute boy ignore you until he's ready to have loveless intercourse with your body? If you whimpered yes, you can enter now to win a date with Brody Jenner. He's handsome, kinda sorta famous for something and he's got the word "bro" in his name, so you know he parties. If you win the date, you also get a new outfit and the chance to ride in a real limo. It'll be like prom but even sadder (and probably more juvenile). Good luck and get a life!

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• So, you're saying there's Beckingsale boob footage? [Egotastic]

• Celebrity bad fashion is a little gift to each and every one of us. [CityRag]

• Somewhere, Jessica Simpson is watching this, and trying to remember when she was interviewed by Weird Al. [GiggleSugar]

• If you think Star Jones is fat and her husband is gay, she will not make you carry her briefcase. Just a tip. [DListed]

• Damn you, Grey's Anatomy, damn you and your inescapable influence. [PopSugar]

• My real question, though, is why hasn't Diddy videoblogged this shit yet? [HollyScoop]

• The Duff sisters hit the stores in uniform. [INO]

• Pink calls for a boycott of Australian wool. No word yet, however, as to how this pertains to the steel wool on her head. [Us]

• Any word as to whether Lohan's stripper role will actually involve nudity? Yikes. [Yeeeah]

• Beyonce makes it to London. The terrorists have not won. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Spears buys more child safety gear than she needs. As I always say, 'Better safe than Britney.' [A Socialite's Life]

• Richard Gere can always get a gig as a mall Santa. [DListed]

• Wouldn't have pegged Jodie Foster as our next Mel Gibson supporter. [CityRag]

• Lindsay Lohan is adamant about her boob job, but she's certainly not afraid to call out Ashlee's nose. [Celebrity Nation]

• Sure, Katie Holmes can leave the house, ya know, if she's got someone to make sure she doesn't escape. [Celebitchy]

• Marcia Cross wants to have it out with Barbara Walters, but apparently not in the sexy way. [US Weekly]

• Hilary Duff and Non-Hilary Duff hit up the premiere of the movie. It's so nice of Hil to give her sister work. [Hollywood Tuna]

• Added to the list of starlets paid to do nothing: Mischa Barton. [Egotastic]