DUMBEST COURT BATTLE EVER "Hilary Duff's dad will be spending up to 10 days in jail — all because of a fight over cash for Hilary's birthday party. … Mama Duff dragged her ex into court — and this is no joke — to ask for $25,000 to throw a party for Hilary's 21st birthday — because that's what they spent on Haylie's 21st bday two years ago."

Eva Longoria and several others from television and movies turned out last evening for the Lucky magazine party held at the Château Marmont. So, in case you're tallying places in history you're glad you weren't, you can add to the list this party, which celebrated a magazine that celebrates shopping; it should come before "Vietnam" but after "in the theater for No Reservations."

Lots more after the jump.

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• Live action Super Mario? Genius. [BWE]

• What do you buy that girl that costs 50 mill? [TMZ]

• TMZ called Shawn Carter "Jigga Man" even when they thought his plane went down. That's not exactly what this story is about, but I thought I should mention that. [DListed]

• MySpace feuds are the new slap fight. [IDLYITW]

• Jessica Biel in Elle. [Glitterati]

• Yet another baby afraid of words—this one's so scared they wrote a book about it. [SH]

I don't care if they're "super comfy," they're called "Ugg" because that's what everyone moans behind your back when they see you padding around Santa Monica with sweaty feet. It's like calling boogers "Ewwwwww."

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