Hey, Clueless, License to Drive and School Ties! It's like all the worst but most watched movies from my childhood had a high school reunion. Toss in Chainsaw from Summer School and the party's complete.

More from the premiere of Broken.

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• I'm going to wager this woman's not married. [BWE]

• Crimes of fashion. [DListed]

• That one college dropout is now a slightly less powerful dick. [NYT]

• Does this woman have a bikini trench coat? [DS]

• Heather Graham's attractive, but still usually unemployed. [HT]

• Better bra! [CityRag]

• Isla Fisher says her Australian roots make her unworthy. Aboriginals go, "Uhhhhhh…" [ICYDK]

• Trump takes aim… [Yeeeah]

The new issue of Jane offers a photo spread with a very simple premise: "We went to Sundance and asked a bunch of stars, "What's your crime?" Then we shot them."

Well get ready, because the stars' answers generally hit you so hard with a one-two combo of boring and puzzling that you might think you're watching Lost. The only two to get it right were Paul Rudd and Sam Rockwell.

Unfortunately, Jane staffers failed to include in the shoot noted Sundance regulars OJ Simpson, Brandy and Roman Polanski. Put your thinking caps on, you three; and be prepared with some wacky "crimes" next year!

PS Who's Amy Ferguson?

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What in God's name even is that? I understand that in this photo Heather Graham is attending a Deisel Jeans event, but there is no need to EVER wear a jean gown. A jean gown, woman. A jean gown with a bow in the front, a belly-baring peep hole, a train and a crotch flap.

It's a shame because the rest of her looks so pretty, but my eyes, they are drown down the teardrop cut-out, to the main attraction: the lady-parts display.

The dress literally has a flap with big attention grabbing sailor buttons. A flap like the ones in the behinds of children's pajamas in case the kid needs to go to the bathroom too badly to actually pull down his pjs. A flap like that in the front for what? Just in case she needs to get laid so urgently that she can't bother to squeeze herself out of this monstrocity?

I understand that it must have been sad for Heather Graham when her big comeback television show Emily's Reasons Why Not was pulled after about forty five seconds, but things can't be so bad that she needs to offer up her services to any man who has a second to spare, no clothing removal necessary.

Or maybe she is just reminding us that she is always open to reviving her part as Roller Girl.