Today on The View, Barbara Walters recently offered her two wizened cents on the McCartney-Mills divorce. According to Walters: "This is not a very nice woman." Damning!
Page Six reports that Heather Mills found $41 million proffered by ex-husband Paul McCartney an unreasonable divorce settlement. Despite the fact that the two were married for only four years, Mills feels that $102 million is her rightful take of McCartney's estate, most of which was established decades before the two were wed.
When the duo called their four-year marriage quits last May, Mills allegedly sought more than $300 million of McCartney's $1.6 billion empire. An $8 million Georgian mansion in London's tony St. John Wood was reportedly high on her wish list. Now it appears Mills is willing to let it be for much less. If they don't reach a settlement, there will be an answer after a trial set for February.
Sing it with me: All you need is love and a team of many, many lawyers who will keep you from getting taken to the cleaners when love tries to castrate you.
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Here's famous dancer Heather Mills getting a leg up (yuk, yuk, yuk) on the carnivores and breaking into an industrial pig farm to expose atrocities.
Her brave act begs many questions: Is animal liberation extremism grounds for dismissal from Dancing With the Stars? Is marrying and subsequently hustling Paul McCartney grounds for inclusion in Dancing With the Stars? Is animal liberation extremism worth a damn? What's with the fashion poses amid the painted pigs?
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Heather Mills, seen here literally kicking a paparazzo's ass, is in talks to be on Dancing With the Stars.
A source close to the show tells PEOPLE that the former model might just show off her samba skills, following in the footsteps of Harry Hamlin and Emmitt Smith, when the fourth edition premieres March 19.
"She has not signed yet," an insider tells PEOPLE. "But talks are ongoing."
Mills's rep declined to comment. (Mills, who was struck by a police motorcycle in 1993, necessitating an amputation of her left leg below the knee, wears a prosthetic device.)
OK. First, I didn't know one-legged people could make worthy contestants in ballroom dancing competitions and, second, I didn't know Heather Mills was a star.
Now, I'm all for trying new things, but when that prosthetic leg gives out during the Paso Doble, that's gonna be the awkward cringe heard 'round the living room. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Thank f-ing god for TMZ and their lack of tact. Take today's story about Paul McCartney's porn-performing, prostitute history having, soon to be ex-wife Heather Mills' trip to the nail salon. See, Heather lost one of her legs in an accident back in 1993, and when I started to read about her pedicure, I immediately wondered whether she got her prosthetic toes painted too. Thanks to TMZ not only do I know that the answer is yes, but that she brought along her high-heeled leg to the salon to be painted as well:
With alimony on the line, explicit pictures surfacing and a divorce unfolding, Heather Mills did what any other celebrity would do - went to the nail salon with a spare leg in tow.
Mills and a friend were spotted Monday leaving a salon in Rye, England. Mills' friend lent a hand by carrying Heather's prosthetic leg sporting a high heel.
Heather uses a prosthetic leg after losing hers in 1993 when she was struck by a police motorcycle while standing on a street corner in London.
Word on the street is that she brought the leg to the salon in order to get the toes painted to match her real foot.
Sure, it's not polite to point out Heather's friend carrying the extra fake leg out of the nail salon, but man is it great. I bet she got all three sets of toes painted–I wonder if they charged her 1.5 the price.
Hell, at least for once we're not looking at her porn photos.
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Paul McCartney and wife Heather Mills are calling it quits. After four years of marriage, and hopefully for Heather's sake no pre-nup, the stress just got to be too much for the couple. As CNN reports:
A joint statement issued on behalf of the couple Wednesday, blamed media attention for the split,
"Having tried exceptionally hard to make our relationship work given the daily pressures surrounding us, it is with sadness that we have decided to go our separate ways," it said.
"Our parting is amicable and both of us still care about each other very much but have found it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship with constant intrusion into our private lives, and we have actively tried to protect the privacy of our child," the joint statement said.
Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that she wore this outfit. Doesn't really matter when or where, sometimes couples just can't recover from that sort of trauma.
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