Aaron Carter has parlayed his recent marijuana possession charges into newfound fame: Nick's younger and somehow uglier brother will be joining the next season of VH1's Celebrity Rehab.

Also joining him will be Heidi Fleiss, Hollywood madam extraordinaire, and former Skid Row front-man Sebastian Bach, who seems to be making the D-list reality show rounds (see also: MTV's Celebrity Rap Superstar).

Aaron was only caught with weed, correct? Is that seriously grounds for rehab? Surely there are enough celebrity addicts out there better than Hilary and Lindsay's ex-love puppy. Unless it's some sort of d-bag rehab, in which case we're on board.

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