• A classy update on the girl who wants to auction off her virginity, as only Tyra Banks can do. [DListed]
• Heidi Klum cutes it up in a new Guitar Hero commercial. [HT]
• Kate Winslet is upset over accusations that she was Photoshopped on the cover of Vanity Fair. We're guessing Mariah Carey has something to say on the topic. [INO]
• Starlets stripping down to fight global poverty. [Yeeeah]
• We could have gone our whole lives without hearing about Seth Rogen's shaving habits. [ICYDK]
• Oops, Victoria Beckham forgot her pants! [PS]
• Hilary Duff's new music video: "It's like a cutesy chipmunk, putting on lingerie and trying to sex you with their eyes." [DListed]
• Guy Ritchie wants custody of the children he has with Madonna. Will he let them eat sugar and wheat? [Yeeeah]
• Heidi Klum's new "Got Milk?" ad is actually pretty adorable. She can do no wrong. [HT]
• Only in NYC: Tomorrow morning Michael Jackson fans who have entirely too much time on their hands will attempt to break the world record for the most people doing the "Thriller" dance at once. [INO]
• Jessica Simpson is still trying way too hard. [PS]
• Tara Reid clears up a common misconception: "I'm not perfect." [ICYDK]
Remember when Jennifer Lopez pulled out of guest judging the Project Runway finale (leaving Tim Gunn to come to the rescue) after suffering a foot injury? And then two days later she participated in a triathlon? Someone looked into it, and it turns out that "foot injury" was all a sham (allegedly).
Apparently J.Lo was upset at The Weinstein Company (which produces PR) because it failed to offer her a part in an upcoming Weinstein film. She was told Thursday, the day before the PR finale filmed, that she would not be getting the part. Voila! Jennifer got a foot injury and was forced to pull out, much to host Heidi Klum's dismay: "Heidi went from one big-name judge for the finale to none," said a source. "It was embarrassing, especially the excuse that [Lopez] was hurt." Maybe we're crazy, but we'd pick Tim Gunn over Jennifer Lopez any day. Project Runway is better off.
Oh, and for the record, J.Lo's rep denied the allegations (of course).
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The Project Runway finalists debuted their lines this morning at Bryant Park for the last day of Fashion Week. Because Wednesday night's episode left six contestants in the competition, all six presented their showcases, although there are typically only three true finalists. Pictures from each collection, along with our predictions, after the jump. CONTINUED »
Jennifer Lopez remained quite the diva Friday when she backed out of guest judging the Project Runway finale after suffering a foot injury. Because sitting in a chair alongside a runway really puts a lot of pressure on your foot. Look, we understand that a serious injury is painful and requires bed rest and all that, but you know she just has a hangnail of sorts and didn't feel like putting in the extra effort.
The good news is Tim Gunn stepped up in her place to judge the contestants, which is awesome because that means more Tim on our television sets. Here's hoping he reprises his infamous "Holler at your boy" or "Question mark?"
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It's a good year to have a fake job. First, all those Bigfoot researchers are getting some airtime. Then Jon Stewart gets fingered as the most trusted man in news. And now "Outstanding Reality Host" is a category at this year's Emmys. Taking this nonsense a step further, the nominees won't just have their names read off a teleprompter — the five contestants nominees will group-host the primetime ceremony. But as we all know in reality show hosting, one day you're in, the next day, you're out. So who's going to show up for the opening of an envelope and hear her own name called?
• One of the fattest cats in America, who was abandoned in New Jersey, found a home. Aww. [DListed]
• Pink has some harsh words — via song — for ex Corey Hart. [INO]
• Kim Kardashian takes a break from her hard life to be photographed at the beach. [Yeeeah]
• Denise Richards' reality show may not come back for a second season. We weren't even aware someone was stupid enough to consider it. [ICYDK]
• Who hasn't seen Lindsay Lohan's funbags? [HT]
• Seal and Heidi Klum's family vacation is cuter than yours. [PS]
THE EMMYS JUST LOST ALL STREET CRED "The five nominees for top reality show host are not just up for Emmy awards — they're also going to oversee the entire ceremony! American Idol's Ryan Seacrest, Project Runway's Heidi Klum, Dancing with the Stars' Tom Bergeron, Deal or No Deal's Howie Mandel and Survivor's Jeff Probst have all signed on to co-host the Sept. 21 awards show."
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Like, I really don't feel bad for homeless people." — Brittany, Queen Bees
• Did Charlize Theron get plastic surgery? People with too much time on their hands want to know. [CityRag]
• Top 10 things overheard at Pam Anderson's birthday party. [Yeeeah]
• Reality TV is about to get even worse: Paris Hilton wants to do a show with Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. [INO]
• Heidi Klum should know better than to prance around town in her husband's jeans. [PS]
• Colin Farrell acts like a decent human being after hitting his neighbor's parked car. Taking notes, Brit? [ICYDK]
• Which one of the twerps from Home Improvement got tasered? [DListed]
• Auf Wiedersehen: "How else will the new non-Bravo Project Runway screw things up, aside from moving to Lifetime and possibly filming without Nina Garcia? By moving to Los Angeles, the city that pretends to be a fashion capital with its own fashion week but is really just a town where Victoria Beckham pushes her crappy jeans at Kitson." [Jossip]
• Dennis Rodman! Remember that guy? He got arrested last night for roughing up his girlfriend. Now, go back to forgetting about him. [DListed]
• Surprise: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were wed in a secluded island ceremony. Unfortunately, they did not stay there after the wedding. [PS]
• Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, tried to stab her mother. No word yet as to how much of her rage Bobbi Kristina blames on her name. [INO]
• Forbes says Gisele Bundchen now makes more money annually than every other person who stands around and has their picture taken wearing clothes and make-up. [ICYDK]
• Pete Wentz is being sued for assault and, unfortunately, the case has nothing to do with his music and our ears. [Yeeeah]
• You want mayo and shrimp on that pizza slice? Why are puking everywhere? [CityRag]
• "He died for our sins; that's how awesome he is!" [DListed]
• Justin Timberlake has given $100,000 to a charity that supports music education. Hopefully Justin himself will benefit from the donation and learn a thing or two. [PS]
• JK Rowling used to be tremendously depressed and unable to conjure a happiness spell. [INO]
• Gwyneth Paltrow has been appointed as ambassador of the Save the Children charity, despite wickedly naming her kids Apple and Moses. [ICYDK]
• Heidi Klum, mother of three, is still allowing people to strip her down and paint her naked body. [HT]
• "4,000 Dead in Iraq: A Visual Reminder" [SH]
Who knew the husband of a pixie like Heidi Klum could be so damn mean? We're not saying that we disagree with Seal about the paparazzi being "scum," but he doesn't have to say it to their faces. A simple auf Wiedersehen would suffice.
We hear word that some oddly popular event happened last night in Los Angeles. We're not really sure what it was all about, but we've got pictures of some of the self-congratulatory, insular men and women in attendance after the jump.
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When will art directors realize that overtly concealing nipples doesn't make for a purer public, just one wondering more than ever what color Heidi Klum's areolas are?
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In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Dana:
Big boobs, one pole
and a crazy horse?
Its like our
honeymoon, Tommy!
Very well done, Dana.
New one under here.
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