• Moms! Am I right? [Queerty]

• Owen Wilson moves on, but not to worry, scorned woman: We hear he's a bit unstable. [DListed]

• Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson profiled the Wu-Tang Clan for the latest issue of Filter magazine. Pick it up if the samurai poets changed your life, too. If you're not into them, shame, but you can read the David Byrne interview. [Filter]

• Daisy Fuentes? Is it 1994? [CityRag]

• Anna Wintour? [PS]

• Jennifer Love Hewitt is a real woman and people are angry about it! [HT]

• Dancing With the Stars victor tastes real fame and immediately dumps his fianceé. [ICYDK]

• Pushing Mad Weight and the City. [INO]

• Here, Joe Simpson comes very close to pimping his daughter. [Yeeeah]

We were blissfully unaware a third celebrity dancer was competing against Marie Osmond and Melanie Brown to become America's Starriest Dancer. But last night Brazilian dark horse Hélio Castroneves bested both ladies, making this the fourth season in a row a man has won Dancing With the Stars. We're not certain what all these male victories say about the voting public, but we believe it has something to do with women hating each other. (Do click on the link immediately preceding this. It is a New York Times article from the 19th century and it is funny and interesting in the same way many old people are.)